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Vomitcircus’s Comments

Bestiality.

on Fucking Slut · 7 years ago

Let's talk about a Barret.

Not surprised to find out they also have a song called "Let's Talk About a Man."

*Jabba

What is that, a feather? Nice shower cap, but the way.

Investigators are still looking for concrete evidence as to the cause of death.

on Game Over · 7 years ago

He probably hasn't had any feeling down there since the Carter Administration.

replied on Geriatric Mario 64 · 7 years ago

Hardcore.

on I wonder what the record is · 7 years ago

It's ma'am.

"Very fine people."

replied on Looks Like a Goodtime · 7 years ago

That printer is shit.

on Poo Poo Platter · 7 years ago

You know you're old when your balls tell you it's time to mow the lawn.

replied on Bowling · 7 years ago

If more women worked in the Pentagon, would MX missiles be shaped differently?

replied on Studying for my manifesto · 7 years ago

Since you're an expert on the subject, answer me this: If a gay person has a dog, does that make the dog gay as well?

replied on Studying for my manifesto · 7 years ago

Tell me about the homosexual agenda.

on Studying for my manifesto · 7 years ago

Those people do all kinds of pickin'.

on Mr Banjo · 7 years ago

It sounds like this: PINCHE PUTO PINCHE PUTO CHINGA TU MADRE BLLLLEEEEHHHHHHHH

replied on Weaponized · 7 years ago

Overweight glob of grease.

Women polishing domes.

Never stick your neck out for anyone.

on De-Tractor of Life · 7 years ago

Ain't love grand?

on Dumb fucks · 7 years ago

I like the cookbook, like there's a recipe she had to follow.

Nice grab bar, you worthless cripple.

Not very a-peel-ing.

on Chiquita · 7 years ago