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bamford’s Comments

this pleases me. it lets me know that i hurt you.

replied on family murder-suicide. · 8 years ago

oddly specific number...

replied on Merry Christmas Tiger · 8 years ago

did he cum?

on Merry Christmas Tiger · 8 years ago

oi cunt! you used the wrong word online! hoity toity smokey dopey.

replied on Thrill of the hunt · 8 years ago

get him MD.

replied on Thrill of the hunt · 8 years ago

he sunk.

replied on Blub....Blub · 8 years ago

now sandpaper your tongue down so it's nice and smooth for when you want to start licking my asshole.

replied on Thrill of the hunt · 8 years ago

before you think of replying just keep in mind this is all happening because someone said of instead of have.

fucking idiotic lunatic.

replied on Thrill of the hunt · 8 years ago

go outside and get laid fatboy. i hear the local whorehouse has a 2 for 1 chromosome exchange program.

replied on Thrill of the hunt · 8 years ago

exchanging barbs with you isn't even fun anymore. it's too easy to draw blood.

replied on Thrill of the hunt · 8 years ago

and feminine penises?

replied on Hollywood & Vine · 8 years ago

this is still a problem...

on No legs?....No problem! · 8 years ago

and everyone watching... hot.

on Asian Dude Eats Out a Chick · 8 years ago

indeed.

you saw how he was dressed. he was asking for it.

better stick it back in.

replied on winter approaches · 8 years ago

go kill yourself.

oh hey, you're back.

thipthipthipthip

replied on Removing what you've learned here at MZ · 8 years ago

you got laid?

replied on Oster Gets Laid · 8 years ago

this video was so small it fucked the website.

on Midget Services Dude · 8 years ago

wait, did you mean it was a shitty casket or that it's weird to see a casket in the middle of a ring

replied on When ZMashTV Gets a VR Upgrade · 8 years ago

the niggataker beckons.

replied on When ZMashTV Gets a VR Upgrade · 8 years ago

he flew off the handle a bit.

replied on Test · 8 years ago

the united states government used slavery as an undercover super-soldier breeding program, and fostered inner-city poverty and gang warfare culture to create extremely hostile living conditions and social environments for all black youth. this would only become amplified as the consumer was able to gain access to more technological advancements.

well known offspring of this program include Bo Jackson, LeBron James, Dorner (can't corner) and Big Nigga.

it's a personal theory but i think it's gaining steam.

replied on Texan Shoots Man in The Back · 8 years ago