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glandmilker’s Comments

Now they'll keep a five-gallon bucket of water nearby

on Human Torch · 7 years ago

That's why you dont want black people being in charge of weak white people, same thing goes on in nursing homes

on Oops, wrong trash bin · 7 years ago

Its Nelson

they should never have learned how to use tools

on SUV you later · 7 years ago

cost our insurance 50K for rabies shots, the kid got scratched by a coon(4 legged kind ) their feet carry rabies almost as much as their mouths

He didnt poke his eye out

on beauty contest · 7 years ago

Smart people don't rob stores

on Retard Robber · 7 years ago

*dont say nigger*dont say nigger*

on STFU MFers · 7 years ago

too bad it wasn't 100 apes, I mean amps

do they come in different sizes

on Must be married · 7 years ago

Does it bother them to step in dog shit

on She likes the gravy · 7 years ago

secret sauce

on How to picked a hotdog · 7 years ago

I like nipple slips better

I wish he would have asked for a sandwich

on Pigs Vs. Pigs · 7 years ago

They should wear those in a deep pool and see how fast they are

on Happy Race · 7 years ago

I bet he wishes he had a tall building to jump off of

A gloss black paint would make clean-up easier

on She makes her own gravy · 7 years ago

He must not be diabetic since he used white bread

I bet the fight at the end of the day was epic

Safe sex, he ain't catching crabs again

It probably burns most black men

on A Rare Scent · 7 years ago

He got to see his own body fall on his face

My wife says every time I have sex with her is a blooper

on Porn bloopers · 7 years ago

This is bullshit,they could have fit 10 more of those little fuckers in there

on 52 Pickup · 7 years ago