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glandmilker’s Comments

his charger must not work

on Semen Saver · 7 years ago

The only thing thats hot in this is the wires in the scooter

on Fight · 7 years ago

Asian appetizers

on Shhhlooorp! · 7 years ago

one through the temples would top it off

on Um..Happy Halloween? · 7 years ago

What the fuck is that(nice tits)

on Barrets New Toy · 7 years ago

if its too much trouble to retype it, why would I retype it for this program to correct it for me

on Time saver · 7 years ago

She said I dont do windows.

on who did it right · 7 years ago

Getting her fat ass through any window is a win

on who did it right · 7 years ago

He did hit the camera mans mark

But it didnt stop you

on Surprise! · 7 years ago

We'll get you a bedpan in just a minute

on Have you ever had... · 7 years ago

Has to replace the rear bearings once a week

on Hippo in the mud · 7 years ago

Mad Max Fury Road

on I'm king of the world · 7 years ago

his feet sounded like cards in a bikes wheel

on I'm king of the world · 7 years ago

In many cases, the normal criminal uses a weapon to threaten their victim thats one reason why they are punished differently, but any blue color fag that rips off an elderly person should have his balls removed

replied on Never Bring A Knife To A Gun Fight · 7 years ago

The gunfire did not wound the female deputy, but she was taken to the hospital for injuries related to the scuffle. The suspect was airlifted to a hospital for the gunshot wounds.

nothings fake on the internet

replied on Free Billy · 7 years ago

should have stuck his wet flipper out to check the wind direction. Photo by a weather channel reporter

on Free Billy · 7 years ago

She's praying to god that this time he dies

The bilge pump is working overtime pumping out all of the piss

The one has learned how to use tools,but she lost her sitting chair

on Popeye's Chicken Wars · 7 years ago

Like a turkey timer?

replied on One-handed Jack · 7 years ago

She ,I mean He wasn't going to touch it

replied on Uber · 7 years ago

Its a blanket for the balls

on Saggy Sack · 7 years ago