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glandmilker’s Comments

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on Animals That Rape #2 · 8 years ago

Microwave them to 98.6 for that virgin experience

I wonder what that splitting skin sounds like, like opening a can of beer?

on Hello World · 8 years ago

Giggles is that hole dry or wet?

on Tuesday fun · 8 years ago

whales do have hair

on Bikini Babe Hygiene · 8 years ago

her face and toes arent bad

on My Kinda Girl · 8 years ago

Do you think anyone volunteers for this job

on Caught by a flamethrower · 8 years ago

you show that hand trick to your friend after a few hits of acid

on Heres your sign · 8 years ago

Still better looking than a black dick

on tuck in fellas · 8 years ago

Poor shark is so embarrassed

on Gone Fishing · 8 years ago

In my defense, the cat was asking for it the way it waves "come here" with that sexy tail

replied on Make your mark · 8 years ago

They is the gayest love fest ever

replied on Nevermind he found all 3 · 8 years ago

It's scary that she has two of them

on ass toys · 8 years ago

Yes but he stopped using lube so that's like being 15 again

replied on ass toys · 8 years ago

At least he kept his crotch covered

on toilet brush · 8 years ago

Maybe this is Michael J Fox's bird, they learn what they see

on UUoody · 8 years ago

I thought the easy button was red

on new gym exercise · 8 years ago

Giggles cant stand on two legs after a night out

replied on UUoody · 8 years ago

Art, I am sure it was

replied on Amusement ride · 8 years ago

Our dog just brought us a dead baby raccoon,wasn't enough for two people

replied on cooked to perfection · 8 years ago

Slipped in his mother's cunt trail

on No skills kid · 8 years ago

eventually, he will chop off something that removes all pain

replied on Handyman · 8 years ago

No witnesses

on Hammer Time · 8 years ago

just squeegee her over to the drain by the hair and cigarette butts

on Car Wash Slosh · 8 years ago

Driver knows you can stop faster if your not in a skid especially a juicy skid

on Always look both ways · 8 years ago