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glandmilker’s Comments

Dont you go down hard all the time

replied on Car Wash Slosh · 8 years ago

He likes them with wrinkles

Its how pearls are born

you don't make butter this way

on Dr Scholls aha moment. · 8 years ago

Making bread for sandwiches

I dont blame him, any woman with that much exposed skin during daylight hours is a slut

on Hindu divorce · 8 years ago

Add razor blades for ninja kills

on Top Guns · 8 years ago

Reminds me of a sea lion heading out to sea

on Going for a walk · 8 years ago

Now tap him on the head with your penis

on BONESAW IS REDD-EEE · 8 years ago

She also has a cat

on Dancing cutie · 8 years ago

Maybe it soothes the cats hemorrhoids

on Scat Cat · 8 years ago

Do you call that a loaf top

on Dancing cutie · 8 years ago

Depends on the age Gap

replied on Hammer throw · 8 years ago

Looks like another rewarding trip to McDonald's for you young man,hang in there

on Giggle hits a homer · 8 years ago

saw a video of this and the woman didnt wear gloves,shoved her finger right up in there

replied on funny looking mouse · 8 years ago

Caretakers are setting them up to fight

on Fighting over UUoody · 8 years ago

Camal shit will keep it from getting infected

on Hard Head · 8 years ago

you can milk them out of the butthole too

replied on funny looking mouse · 8 years ago

I've heard putting a sheet of plywood between you and the bull helps spread the force out I am trying it next time

replied on The walk of pain · 8 years ago

Brakes are feeling a little soft

on Caught in the spokes · 8 years ago

It's going to be way out of balance on the ride to the hospital

on Caught in the spokes · 8 years ago

I dislocated my knee cap from this affliction

on The walk of pain · 8 years ago

Just let him grow around it like a tree

on Caught in the spokes · 8 years ago

Her way doesn't give you hot breath

replied on Girl Of My Dreams · 8 years ago

He shouldn't have been advertising it for sale all this time its too much publicity

on Where's my Boat · 8 years ago