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glandmilker’s Comments

gives good air circulation during the sweaty summer months, keeps the ball sack drier. I cant get my car seat the way I like it so the Whipping bench with fucking machine would be a headache

on Chinky Torture Chair · 8 years ago

Then double the butter

replied on Cooking Time with MD · 8 years ago

Its called the shitty pool

on Real Life Gollum · 8 years ago

Some tea my lady ? = do you want some tea you old cunt

replied on attacked from behind · 8 years ago

Kid keeps a safe distance

on Dad Fail · 8 years ago

Neither of these two fairies have a body like that

on MZ's first Love Affair · 8 years ago

1/2 sec clock

on The walk of pain · 8 years ago

no tags probably has rabies

If he wanted to stick his dick in a light socket, it would have to be a candleabra size

on GG Allin · 8 years ago

I thought dragon fly was when you light your crotch on fire with a China made firework

looks like a lot of blood from the dogs stomach

replied on cat vs dog · 8 years ago

Totally depends on length of time they have been trans , if a guy just started wearing panties then its gay,if he just got his bits and pieces removed then its also gay, up to the point were e has been embalmed is also gay, after that its not gay

replied on For MD · 8 years ago

if you wear them backwards you can get another 2 days out of them

replied on Underwear Inspector · 8 years ago

pulled out like lifting a plunger out of the stool

on Japanese Wrestling · 8 years ago

Glass is sand you can just squish it back together, dude

replied on BlockHead Shop · 8 years ago

First deep throat death that I know of

They never post the first attempt

on Hot meal · 8 years ago

you put your bag into the other guys hole

replied on Fight ! · 8 years ago

Hoping that Giggles is ok

on Fags vs Hoes · 8 years ago

First.... blood

on cat vs dog · 8 years ago

Its got that Hickery flavor

on Hot meal · 8 years ago

Big jump in evolution,you'll start seeing cats with bare ball sacks dragging the ground

replied on catdog · 8 years ago

RIGHT NOW!

replied on hop of shame · 8 years ago

it would be more entertaining if you shit yourself in bed

replied on hop of shame · 8 years ago

if its warm yes

replied on catdog · 8 years ago