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glandmilker’s Comments

how come they bring the whole day shift out to shoot a black guy,but they never have multi taser shooters

He's getting his money's worth

on catdog · 8 years ago

I thought about posting this,but I thought anyone that would has to be gay

replied on Light bulb guys hot sauce christmas · 8 years ago

Bread pie

on Scab pie · 8 years ago

Just have a religion that says its ok to rape male Muslims

replied on Taxi driver assualt · 8 years ago

I pass out after every load blown too, but I dont know where the blood on my hands comes from

Coming to a sinus near you

owns the #1 top speed at the waterpark due to low friction

on Scab pie · 8 years ago

isnt enough time in the world for his ass lips

replied on Body Mod · 8 years ago

common behaviour ,but still awesome

replied on oh deer · 8 years ago

Its Maybelline

replied on MD and friends celebrate Tuesday. · 8 years ago

she must have lost one deep to need a pull cord that long

on Ra, ra, hiss boom ah · 8 years ago

just turn it a dozen times to choke it off

on Scab pie · 8 years ago

Yuck,look at the color of its fingernails

on Riding Cowboy · 8 years ago

I think one more hangover would kill me, I would wake up like the two face fellow needing a bandaid

replied on Bono's 24 hour binge · 8 years ago

hopefully, if you watch it again it will reverse the effect, sort of like when you have amnesia and getting hit in the head by a big black cock brings your childhood dreams back to you

replied on Guard Duck · 8 years ago

With the amount of money I am paying for this site it should work

replied on Bono's 24 hour binge · 8 years ago

you were looking at yourself in the mirror, does hitting your head and getting buggered sober you up ?Whenever (if ever)you do sober up fix it so I can post a jpg

replied on Bono's 24 hour binge · 8 years ago

In memory of Hawaii’s Big Island 0000 - 2018 ,we loved your weed

on Shit Ass Volcano · 8 years ago

unfortunately everything about you is real(except the dick)

replied on new bra · 8 years ago

Will I be stricken with the pox

replied on out of no where · 8 years ago

I even downvoted it

replied on out of no where · 8 years ago

always wearing a Seinfeld puffy shirt

replied on Accidents at work · 8 years ago

the poor quality just makes it creepier, like Jason Voorhees coming at you through the mist, at least that's my theory

replied on Accidents at work · 8 years ago

I searched crosswalk and it doesn't show up,I must have inferior technology

on out of no where · 8 years ago