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glandmilker’s Comments

Maybe the dicks still stiff

replied on Pickled pickle · 8 years ago

good educational video to show every morning at school

on never too late to abort · 8 years ago

ducks every time it thunders

surprised she wasn't raped at both ends and then knocked out, or vice verses

on Upload processing... · 8 years ago

The hair is a great disguise

on Makodragon · 8 years ago

No hips ,no tips

on Bamford · 8 years ago

I know everyone is just as disappointed as I am, "I was planning to jump off a roof and thought it would be cool to video it. Unfortunately, my pant leg got caught on a plant holder by the gutter, which flipped me over and caused my scorpion fall. Thankfully, God protected me, as my trip to the ER showed no broken bones."?

on Folding your clothes · 8 years ago

Always check the eyeballs after shedding

on Eyeball Repaire · 8 years ago

have to rob some parts from the erector set to piece it back together

on Arm Wrestling Fail · 8 years ago

So this is how snakes turn up in toilets

on Eel Leaves Habitat · 8 years ago

If he would just have yelled I am superman

on Folding your clothes · 8 years ago

I had to look up kek,I am sure of the definition I found. is the act of posting large amounts of content of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality" to an online forum or social network, in some cases intended to derail discussions or otherwise make the site unusable to its regular visitors.

replied on Folding your clothes · 8 years ago

if she speeds up just a bit the rooms going to look like Dexter's night out

on MD's First Date · 8 years ago

Heavy Flo has lost some weight

inserted into my urethra*

replied on Sunscribes · 8 years ago

I hate it when meat gets stuck in my clutch

on oldie but a goody · 8 years ago

one too many guys?

replied on A threesome with Giggles · 8 years ago

I had my finger in it, perfect 102F

replied on So much better looking · 8 years ago

the string is so it doesn't lost "up there"

replied on dinner is served · 8 years ago

Her tits got more airtime than the Cosby trail

on Porn jumps the shark · 8 years ago

you wont see her cumming either

on Stupid Meme · 8 years ago

The moms take out life insurance on their kids then tell them to do dumb shit like this

on Dead Dumbshit · 8 years ago

Birdseye view of the action

on Happy World Penguin Day · 8 years ago

I like the bobble head action

on Cock Block Illustrated · 8 years ago

If its something that's going to smell really bad , you have to pay double

replied on Butt Slide · 8 years ago