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glandmilker’s Comments

Just the luck , find 2 nude chicks along the side of the road and they have shit breath

on Better than Tom Pearl · 8 years ago

I didnt know you could take your Drivers Education Class over the phone

on Female Driver Tries To Park · 8 years ago

Beep beep

on Twat in my blind spot · 8 years ago

He would eat them raw

definitely police brutality

on Gas Leak · 8 years ago

That cat just saved everyone's life in that house, and gets no respect

on Cats Are Dicks · 8 years ago

I am more impressed by the 3 armed girl

With the old man's arthritis acting up they brought the pooch to the local auto slicer but this dog is no bitch

on When all of your ex Gfs · 8 years ago

probably cant run for shit

replied on They call him Fence Post · 8 years ago

She always said they liked her taco, must have been a good cook

replied on Boom Horse · 8 years ago

Better than having a Mexican on your back

on Boom Horse · 8 years ago

No prison can hold him

replied on They call him Fence Post · 8 years ago

The lines do not distract from the fatness

on Another shitty art project · 8 years ago

tremendous backsplash too

replied on girl working out her biceps · 8 years ago

He just got more exercise than MD has gotten in a week

on Epic Fattle · 8 years ago

when the penis hits the pavement that's when she cares

on Raw Mexican · 8 years ago

Windex

on Crowked · 8 years ago

does a megaphone act like a funnel for bullets

on Blame The White Male · 8 years ago

Tiny nipples are a turn off

on a cutie · 8 years ago

who read them for ya

replied on expert beheading · 8 years ago

potholes, speedbumps dead hookers are all going to cause problems

Is that his ball sack dangling under him

on Bagpipe Bungy Jump · 8 years ago

they make good ear plugs

replied on Lousy shot · 8 years ago

The guy whos ass hit the ground first

replied on It's still real to them dammit! · 8 years ago

It may have been for the dramatic effect for the other blindfolded guy, I would be up and running blindfolded or not

replied on expert beheading · 8 years ago