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glandmilker’s Comments

do you shake or wipe after you piss

on The famous starfish wiener · 8 years ago

You dont want to drink a lot of beer while wearing an upper body cast, so switch to shots

He won't need the toe strap on his sandals anymore

on pinching feeling · 8 years ago

And then we have the people wanting a back story, just look at the pictures Giggles and have your mom read it to you

replied on pinching feeling · 8 years ago

He shit his pants and washed them

replied on High Dive · 8 years ago

Wheres the 6'5" legless guy that owns them

Those fucking camera pills are huge

on lost dildo · 8 years ago

Moral of the story, if you have small nasty tits your likely to become addicted

on Fallen Angels · 8 years ago

I would listen to Giggles

replied on Scotch Whisky · 8 years ago

Dry, loose and cant touch the sides

replied on Just like your momma · 8 years ago

the thing that gave birth to you

replied on Just like your momma · 8 years ago

run out of McNuggets?

on Another day in Niggertown · 8 years ago

That's a nasty patch of fur

on Balls deep · 8 years ago

had to wear a wetsuit when sanding and shellacking

on Tree Hugger · 8 years ago

It's Art!

You can see the newborn fish at 1 semana

on Fishhook In Eye · 8 years ago

Later she did a pole dance and her snatch got frozen to the pole

on Ski Lift Porn · 8 years ago

This Tranny did a good tuck job and a great shave

on Some Tight Pussy · 8 years ago

Bad

on Men Are Slaves · 8 years ago

What she did was nothing compared to what they do to each other

on Dances with Wolves · 8 years ago

Going to need some clumping cat litter to clean up the juice under that car

on compact car · 8 years ago

Is Tom Pearl making an appearance for turd Tuesday

replied on stretching · 8 years ago

Beautiful

on Ode to Tom Pearl · 8 years ago

ok I'll say it,she has nice teeth

on Its never to early · 8 years ago

and Mentos should be in the tags