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glandmilker’s Comments

Skin tag fell off

on Caption this image · 8 years ago

Pretty damn smart really

on We got your power back on! · 8 years ago

Seems normal except for being gay

on Super Tranny · 8 years ago

Tits works and boobs what more do you want

replied on It Never Ends · 8 years ago

She had her thumb in the way

replied on Buried Alive · 8 years ago

don't put the mans reading materials down, maybe he's wanking to a bedpan catalog or sealife images

replied on cum?come?cum?come? · 8 years ago

The old guy is still in the 1930s

replied on It's in the contract · 8 years ago

Not moving in a crosswalk deserves death

on Go toward the light · 8 years ago

As long as I don't get paid, I don't want to be labeled as a prostitute

replied on cum?come?cum?come? · 8 years ago

and just wait till the first guy says "I wont cum in your mouth"

on Purchasing Blinker Fluid · 8 years ago

take them in the back and show them a 55-gallon drum of oil "Thats the only size it comes in"

on Purchasing Blinker Fluid · 8 years ago

Fuckers got his own lube dispenser

on This won't hurt · 8 years ago

Evertits

replied on Tennis Tits · 8 years ago

dried hedgehog penis should fix that right up

on Slim Pickins · 8 years ago

Lube in isle 3

on Free Sample · 8 years ago

You are a Nazi

replied on Jane, STOP THIS CRAZY THING! · 8 years ago

One day the tiny Negro will ride off never looking back, or until he runs out of fuel

on Monkey crash · 8 years ago

Digital camo is excellent these days

on burkas · 8 years ago

If using a Hedgehog then beat him to death with a cactus

on Pop Goes The weasel · 8 years ago

Do my fingers make my nails look thick

on Slim Pickins · 8 years ago

Your the reason this happened

replied on Jane, STOP THIS CRAZY THING! · 8 years ago

use a lint-free cloth on the clear splash guard

Can you wash the poop smell out of it

on Bionic Handjob · 8 years ago

retreads

on Line Painting · 8 years ago