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glandmilker’s Comments

Good one Bob

on Boat fails · 8 years ago

you dont want to smell your finger after his mom

replied on Ah, Bonnie Scotland · 8 years ago

She does that to his girlfriend when she's riding too hard

on Thanks Mom · 8 years ago

not a pancake , more like a soggy strip of bacon

on Pancakes anyone? · 8 years ago

mascara is cum run proof now,not sure about eyelash glue

replied on tongue tangle · 8 years ago

if there's a slope the ball would roll back to him, just remember the wheel chokes so he doesn't start rolling

on Future Soccer Talent · 8 years ago

They even checked his wallet,,just for ID

replied on Some Black Guys · 8 years ago

Why no Mexican potato hacked into chips

Thats an Alien baby thingy and I am too stupid to post an image

on This is not a deformity. · 8 years ago

Saudi Arabia breeding program, there is your problem

on This is not a deformity. · 8 years ago

only if she can shoot it onto your face

replied on Midget Hand Job · 8 years ago

I thought a 1-inch finger was odd

replied on Sky Rocket Anal · 8 years ago

If you go behind curtain #1 your life will have the chaos you desire

Wednesday wiggle?

on Midget Booty Shake · 8 years ago

Trust me, if your going to do this shove a few fingers up there first so the rocket doesn't hang up

on Sky Rocket Anal · 8 years ago

wearing a brain protector makes you braver

on KawaSocky · 8 years ago

no sloppy seconds

replied on twofer · 8 years ago

now hang it by the antlers

on the beer hunter · 8 years ago

give them lemon juice as an eyewash

replied on Stop resisting please comply. · 8 years ago

The same thing happens here when the wifi goes down

Recurring wildfires roared through Heads Town on Tuesday, forcing the evacuation of tens of thousands of fleas

on hot head · 8 years ago

thinking about those violations

replied on Liftoff · 8 years ago

I told myself its Tuesday 10 seconds in ,still got surprised

replied on The horses liked it · 8 years ago

holes pretty crusty the first few thrusts

on Pushin' the Cushion · 8 years ago