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glandmilker’s Comments

made it farther than Flat Earth Guy Mike Hughes

on If you love me · 9 years ago

just came out of the frozen food aisle

on Whunu? · 9 years ago

going to taste like piss and shit now

on Yoga Breastfeeding · 9 years ago

tell this dumb ass how to link

that's gross if it's not warm

replied on No Regrets In Life · 9 years ago

I was hoping for the brown M+Ms to start flowing

replied on banned Skittles commercial · 9 years ago

No but her protein farts would make you think she is

replied on regrets in life · 9 years ago

Anything that keeps them from reproducing is good with me

He shouldn't have to go through this twice

Her burps will smell worse than dog farts

on regrets in life · 9 years ago

I thought it could be faked but you cant overlook the eyes as they die

on regrets in life · 9 years ago

just downvoted myself

replied on A Mods busy Saturday · 9 years ago

if he removes a foot his stump might satisfy her

on A Mods busy Saturday · 9 years ago

should start sizing dildos like metric sockets and publish a wall poster

on A Mods busy Saturday · 9 years ago

if he cuts off a foot then his stump might satisfy her

on A Mods busy Saturday · 9 years ago

she should have offloaded at the bottom of the hill there's no way he will make it over the top now

on More Piggys · 9 years ago

Is she singing about killing her pond fish for food

on Clean Bandit - Rather Be · 9 years ago

she uncoordinated, that good , it's how you'll explain her bruises later on

on Sexy Nudist Can't Dance! · 9 years ago

Smoke the bratwurst for 3 hours or until the internal temperature is 165F.

such a loving moment, she will remember it forever

but panties still smell the same

replied on My life story · 9 years ago

no am not allowed

replied on My life story · 9 years ago

I was more of a father figure to him than his molester dad

replied on My life story · 9 years ago

When the kid grew up he masturbated to his dogs breath

on cigarman's son · 9 years ago