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glandmilker’s Comments

This is how the superflu was created

on Tongue Train · 9 years ago

You have to have snacks for the big game

on Eagle for the win · 9 years ago

church rules are getting serious

I heard from bono you have that same expression when you jizz as the kid with the pop-up game 1:48

replied on Fails of the Week · 9 years ago

Does grout absorb cum?

"see you at home sister"

your much fatter

replied on Miss me? · 9 years ago

Hard to bear

on Pelvic Thrust · 9 years ago

yes as fat as he is, a black dude should be doing the fucking

replied on Jiggling Titties · 9 years ago

It's nowhere near as brown as I thought it would be, disappointing

on Rosey Cheeks · 9 years ago

anti-Muslim rape kit

on Pork Butt · 9 years ago

Toe jammed

He's sensitive so I was afraid he'd drop off a stool

replied on Excellent work · 9 years ago

I just want to make friends here didn't mean to leave you out, I will talk to Bono about you being a add-on

replied on Excellent work · 9 years ago

The glans is more commonly known as the "head" or the "tip" of the penis.

replied on Excellent work · 9 years ago

looks more sausagie that way

replied on Excellent work · 9 years ago

I see what you did there, I like it, your professional

replied on Excellent work · 9 years ago

Pretty sad that one of them lived

replied on low ceiling fan · 9 years ago

foreign object, made in China

replied on Nigger gets the chair · 9 years ago

every bottle smells like pussy and squid

on WIRRIAM TERR TLAIN · 9 years ago

if they had electricity there they would go home when the street lights came on

you cant kill a badass

replied on Badfinger - Baby Blue · 9 years ago

Do you get a free clothes hanger

clearly a folding end table its to hard to throw a sweat-stained couch

on Nigger gets the chair · 9 years ago

Has to be an easier way to adjust the clutch

on accidents happen · 9 years ago