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glandmilker’s Comments

The crazed monkey is in the second act

on Thank you cum again · 9 years ago

His boots are full of piss and shit because he cant reach his zipper

on Dinosaur Impression · 9 years ago

Good god mother obviously the Postal Service Has made an error in their delivery. I must speak with them at once and call 911

Bathtub with no shower means tingle berries floating in your face

on Jaye Rose · 9 years ago

Its obvious the woman enjoyed it more than the guy

on Big Tits and Facials · 9 years ago

Has to be a 14" strapon , not black that would be disgusting

replied on You Lyin' · 9 years ago

The Bono diet

on Legs · 9 years ago

They are quite symmetrical

replied on Legs · 9 years ago

He's been watching the real news

on Animal Sounds · 9 years ago

It always lands cheese side down

on Bono's Burger · 9 years ago

I walk just like that during the chafing season

on Blonde Nudist Posing · 9 years ago

Biggest Bot Fly I've ever seen

on Girlfriend Aroused · 9 years ago

When the chef thinks spitting on your burger won't settle the score

on Cream of Mushroom Soup · 9 years ago

Her response "Because Trumps a racist"

on Panel Discussion · 9 years ago

So proud of my little girl, I have to give all the credit to her mother

on Facial...er..nasal · 9 years ago

don't they have any cordless power equipment, they make the job less physically demanding

Police departments budget must be really tight

on RC Madness · 9 years ago

You can hear the camera girl flicking her sticky bean

on Pounding Ground · 9 years ago

still cant find his balls

on Lending a friend a hand. · 9 years ago

Her barrels smell like rotten cheese and fish

on Crack Shot Cow · 9 years ago

insurance wont pay out for a totaled rear end

I hope they had it mounted

on You Lyin' · 9 years ago

no visible boobs Gay

on Anal Done Right · 9 years ago

when you find one in the street they must have their shots within 30 days

on Aw man, you broke it! · 9 years ago