glandmilker’s Comments
always wash your food before cooking
its how you sample the #10 special of the day
the husband loves covering that lip tattoo in jizz
So there is global warming
It looks like his buck teeth did come in handy
Convienate for fanning away noxious gasses
The same Mexican maid in all of them, or am I racist
Impressive to see on a truck, they manufacture them close by, not so fun being behind them on the road
the*
The gristle in meat
your mothers tits are like socks but that doesnt stop me from hitting it
They say this will cure a hangover if played at 120 db
I hope that poor bastard didnt cut his hand on that slick knife
The 75 year old driver was sitting down and could not see over the dash, he was also using his phone. said he probably should have been standing, according to the sheriff’s report, which noted he used a motorised scooter to get around on land.
Mine had braces on her legs she was easy to catch
I prefer them this way it makes finding them in your teeth a lot easier
If I was at the boob store I would buy :15
That will go to the "junk" bin
this is now the kiddie pool
The called 911 but they said it was a prank call
what do you mean, there's a foot and a half of vagina in there
Horse did a few warm-up reps so she wouldn't pull a hammy
He was just waiting for her to die so he could rape her,one more time
Do you have to empty a canister like on your vacuum cleaner
such a disappointment when she chickened out in the end