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glandmilker’s Comments

Came in first at the worlds hottest pepper eating contest, but lost due to vomiting

on Finger Painting · 9 years ago

swallowed a toothpick

on Wardrobe Win · 9 years ago

He removed his good shirt first, must be the one He wants buried in

on Now Trending · 9 years ago

These men wont sleep for days

on Kisstake · 9 years ago

I almost died when a tic tac got hung up

on Nasty Bitches · 9 years ago

That takes kicking someone in the balls to a whole new level

on Soccer Balls · 9 years ago

I never knew stun guns worked on zombies

Good carpentry work on that table

Found her niche

on Zombie was better · 9 years ago

Job interview at Japanese Taco Bell

on Japs n Enema Turds · 9 years ago

I guess the taste of bull shit wasn't to the sharks liking

on Sharkbit · 9 years ago

Would love to squeeze his nose shut when he sneezes

on Faceoff · 9 years ago

He should at least have a potato gun to fire some back

on Dude gets Stoned Hardcore · 9 years ago

He should have had his firecracker bandoleer on

When you come off a 7 year LSD bender

on Paid by the Hour · 9 years ago

Toss it back the nipples are mismatched

on Fit Tits · 9 years ago

which Mucho member posed for this

on Sculpture · 9 years ago

If this is how they're doing Vaccines this year count me out

on Lesbian · 9 years ago

shell use his junk to make a sammich

she was hired by the cemetery to compact the soil

on First World Problems · 9 years ago

Admit it girls your panties are wet from listening to this guy

on 6 Shots in 47 Seconds · 9 years ago

Balls should have rolled down her legs into a basket

on How Basketballs Are Made · 9 years ago

its saving the butt hole for later

on Alligator Cannibal · 9 years ago

Neither one of them has anything else to do