glandmilker’s Comments
That cat has been stalking the bird for 5 years,then the goof off slackers ruin it
Its lonely on Mars
How to make the French,fry
Eddie: He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it’s best to just let him finish.
doesn't matter what country your in , everyone hates a road protest
He thought he was going to do something funny , he succeeded
Boiled lung
I bet he couldn't win Gorden Ramseys blindfolded taste test , but he might guess the rotted sewer rat correct
you'll try anything when nude women are falling from the skies
So this is what the Gays are drinking
I would use a 1/0 circle hook
recycling butt ashes
Remember what you do today may give you a saggy ass tomorrow
Yet proud of being a size 6
He just needs to find the train the foot callous eating woman rides
They fell
If you cant catch fish,eat the bait
They missed the best part where Shaniqua refuses to pay for her food and starts throwing pizza across the room because her kids rights were dissed
Its a reverse Queef
pink eye
I downvote myself for spelling
as crack looks dirty, down vote
Japenese dietitians have the proper turd ratios down fairly well Carbohydrates: 45-65% of calories. Fat: 20-35% of calories. Protein: 10-35% of calories for a basic poop,firmer and longer need a boost in protein ,heavy loads benefit from adding cheese, deer droppings need less moisture content
her puke isn't sexy
The cameraman was very brave