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makodragon’s Comments

But yo, Bosster, big dick's are also like big tits. Visually appealing. Slap that shit in their face and make them feel the mass!

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

I was gonna make a point about bigger dicks making loose holes feel tighter, but you already disarmed me. If I had a bigger dick, I probably would've fallen in love with some proper slags.

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

by the way, a girls g-spot is only 2 inches deep, so anything else is just excess. And if you wanna get really precise, it's like trying to hit a tight curve with an artic.

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

oh yeah, and also a sense of modesty

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

you see Oster, the difference between you and me is, apart from about 4 inches, is that I still have a sense of humour. A little winkle does that to ya

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

and vice versa

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

I think it's time that the little winkles learned to live in peace with the big winkles

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

Did you hear me you anti-chink? I said you have a massive cock and a big mouth!

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

dude, we all have tiny mushrooms of various descriptions compared to you, so fuck off you massive cock having big mouthed bitch!

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

yeah, with his massive junk, YA MEAN!

replied on Beetlejuice the boxer · 8 years ago

if that's normal for you. Fuckin' weirdo

replied on Beetlejuice the boxer · 8 years ago

thank you fredociraptor

replied on Ppoot Ding · 8 years ago

bahahahahahahah

on Ppoot Ding · 8 years ago

I'm not really sticking a finger up my peehole. Not even to shut your vapid sister up forever.

replied on Fuck It · 8 years ago

and your sister should only suck 97% of my dick

replied on Fuck It · 8 years ago

Predator 1>family. But I will take it back, with bonus finger up my own pisshole, if you do.

replied on Fuck It · 8 years ago

I always thought your sister's opinions were meaningful and valuable to mankind.

replied on Fuck It · 8 years ago

except for your use of FOUR full stops to indicate a silent pause...

it's THREE dots... THREE!

replied on Fuck It · 8 years ago

not long now. And I will probably be gone for several days to hibernate, dormant in a cocoon made of my own jizz

replied on Beetlejuice the boxer · 8 years ago

you almost didn't supply enough fecal matter to your shit eating progeny, trign0ramus!

replied on Beetlejuice the boxer · 8 years ago

and you're a tramp's arsewiping hand NIGGER

replied on Beetlejuice the boxer · 8 years ago

is that what gets you hard these days?

replied on What's he Poking? · 8 years ago

but then again, I'm not a cocklicking arsediver

replied on Time for din din · 8 years ago

that doesn't really work for the purposes of distracting Barret's attention from games, but works in terms of giggles faggotry for asking redundant questions

replied on Time for din din · 8 years ago

META

replied on Time for din din · 8 years ago