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If it was bouncing off of you it would be more like 'pap, pap'. You fucking pilsbury doughboy.

who are you talking to, fuckface?

replied on When you see it · 8 years ago

who are you talking to, fuckface?

replied on When you see it · 8 years ago

Pretty sure it's unavoidable to set foot into a library if you've been to university...

Which I'm pretty sure you never did.

replied on Her Boyfriend is a Lucky Guy · 8 years ago

So there's no chance of me finding your mum whoring herself out on here then?

replied on I Bet her Pussy Feels Like Disney World · 8 years ago

lol 'sudo'. It's Pseudo, dipshit.

replied on I Bet her Pussy Feels Like Disney World · 8 years ago

I wish I didn't lose all the pictures of my ex. Her face was angelic. Big, red juicy dick sucking lips.

If that's for real, that's a stunning rear. Cor Blimey Guv'nor!

Pics or lies Oster, you know the rule of the internets.

lol, I forgot about the autocorrection to gayfagwebsite

But she knew about gayfagwebsite lol. She got pissed at me asking 'tits or gtfo' on there. She felt seriously threatened by that. Of course, as anyone who has known me from back then knows, I never stopped asking 'tits or gfto'. Which while brings bragging rights, is also, in hindsight, pretty dumb.

And err yeah I left without really putting up much resistance. She was 'unhappy'. Which really was my fault. The sex was outstanding, and she even admitted that lol Small consolation though.

Her pussy also drooled like a downs baby. I used to finger her until she came, then immediately fuck her. It was like fucking a virgin mermaid.

More like Charles Dickin-some tight English pussy.

Who am I? Charles Dickens?

That's a proper alpha lifestyle bro. Find a chick who does kegels, and when you do, don't fuck it up like I did.

What's pikey pussy like?

Sounds like a sweet deal. Kinda like the one I fucked up with my ex.

Lots of badboy cock?

a strip of bacon has a higher IQ than you

replied on Mike Tyson: Student of Boxing · 8 years ago

^Seems punkylinky

Lol Niggles is enough of a faggot that even the slightest insult is an automatic slam dunk. That's the point you've reached in your life niggles. That's basically your rank in the hierarchy of zucko.

"how about I tell you to stfu barret ? does that prove in a faggot ?"

Niggles science!

Only on MuchoZucko

I bet if you gave if a sniff it smells like DrNiggles' house.