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severum’s Comments

Not one basketball was dribbled.

Fertilizer does make more sense. Derp.

replied on De-Tractor of Life · 7 years ago

The ice death made think of this shitty comic.

http://i.imgur.com/nLWXp8w.jpg

replied on Just a reminder to chew your food well · 7 years ago

That's not him, it's an im-pasta!!!

replied on Just a reminder to chew your food well · 7 years ago

It's true. Even in a crowded room of friends and family.

* severum pets nearest cat

replied on Whose Shower Is This? · 7 years ago

Fuck off to your garden, kangacunt.

replied on Whose Shower Is This? · 7 years ago

Emerald Tablet Baphomet

replied on David Lynch "Crazy Clown Time" · 7 years ago

As above so below.

replied on David Lynch "Crazy Clown Time" · 7 years ago

Your menstrual cycle?

replied on She must have said "Jehovah" · 7 years ago

Wow. This guy makes anyone who smokes weed look bad.

replied on Perhaps Clearasil could help · 7 years ago

Nevermind, they wouldn't leave behind a loose end like that when being suicided is a common and simple execution to anyone who doesn't fall in line. Tell me how this is what you say it is.

replied on Perhaps Clearasil could help · 7 years ago

Wouldn't NASA be the perpetrators of fake photos? Also, Mr. Conspiracy, wouldn't those pictures be taken in a studio with a green background to edit in the scenery? Where there wouldn't be any form of danger to physical mutation to whatever you're possibly implying?

replied on Perhaps Clearasil could help · 7 years ago

The invisible unknown entity traversed the terrain easily as you struggled but strategically raced its seemingly inhuman speed. Within an inch of its grasp you stayed just out of reach of the dreadful embrace until you awoke in a cold sweat that drenched your winter sheets.

I lyk me sum burr!

replied on Better Off Dead · 7 years ago

He's been on one today. Do we need to call a wellness check?

replied on Giggles Butthole Near a Dick · 7 years ago

Nothing a 12 gauge shottie and dragon's breath won't cure.

replied on Perhaps Clearasil could help · 7 years ago

This video kind of reminded me of the nights Possum would spam MS with weird music.

replied on David Lynch "Crazy Clown Time" · 7 years ago

Only two bullets to the back of the head could help.

* severum sings Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned"

It's that Zef Style!!!

replied on Kanye Rocks Out · 7 years ago

Hahahaha Pops, I think this comment was meant for a different submission.

replied on Kanye Rocks Out · 7 years ago

What if he moans in agony and we make eye contact???

replied on Wounds Like Gaping Vaginas · 7 years ago

I have to agree with the Gigs. That attack was a bit personal, dunno about a hitman though.

replied on Excuse me, are you in my way? · 7 years ago

Or my double wrapped dick. Would that be gay?

replied on Wounds Like Gaping Vaginas · 7 years ago