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severum’s Comments

How many babies does it take to paint a wall???

on Floating Dead Baby · 8 years ago

Some people shouldn't be having kids let alone having sex.

on Baby in a box · 8 years ago

Stand up straight and I'll cure your scoliosis.

replied on There's a Boot In My Snake · 8 years ago

In the original he's playing some blues and the dog is deaf.

https://youtu.be/vsV_7JW_kCU

replied on Cute Little Stinker · 8 years ago

Huehuehue because Alf eats cats and a cat is also referred to as a pussy and that's what penises go in.

replied on Alf Uncut · 8 years ago

That would fall under touch.

replied on H.R. Giger Who? · 8 years ago

Bono!

replied on My wittle praying mantis · 8 years ago

Yep, he's correct.

replied on Death breath · 8 years ago

What are you implying?

replied on Death breath · 8 years ago

Gillette, eat your fart out.

on Yorkie · 8 years ago

I miss the personals too. It was a god send for unicorns.

replied on Seems Legit · 8 years ago

The shortest clip I have is me feeding my Scolopendra dehaani (Vietnam centipede). It's about three minutes with commentary by me using a fake geek voice with a lisp that annoys my gf.

replied on My wittle praying mantis · 8 years ago

I'm too lazy.

replied on My wittle praying mantis · 8 years ago

Hells yessss. I have some feeding videos too. Unfortunately, my cats pop up and you can see my phone number on their tags.

on My wittle praying mantis · 8 years ago

Oster, is that you?

on Seems Legit · 8 years ago

Very few videos make me uncomfortable but this is one. I'm staying out of the gore for a bit and staying out of Mexico forever.

on You want some gore? · 8 years ago

What a trooper. She just walks it off.

on Speed bump · 8 years ago

Disgusting! It said she was doing yoga too. I'd rather stick a pipe cleaner in my urethra than witness that public reenactment of Carpenter's The Thing.

replied on Topless Isn't Always Good · 8 years ago

So where's the nice ass? All I see is a blurry scrawny bitch with grey jeans.

on Nice Ass · 8 years ago

Him: Nice titties, baby. Her: Thank you.

EAT YOUR CHILDREN UPON BIRTH!!!!!!!!

on The Cast of MuchoZucko · 8 years ago

Best Gore isn't just "another site". They have standards, unlike you and your grandma.

replied on Hey Jealousy · 8 years ago

Also also also the source specifically states machete as the murder weapon.

replied on Hey Jealousy · 8 years ago