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severum’s Comments

* severum stabs himself with a preserved scorpion's stinger

replied on Hey Jealousy · 8 years ago

*+ think it's relevant

Those wounds can only be inflicted by a long and sharp blade.

replied on Hey Jealousy · 8 years ago

Since the shitholes that provide these videos with their potato cams usually use machetes, I do.

replied on Hey Jealousy · 8 years ago

If machete isn't a tag in the original, I'll fucking stab....myself.

replied on Hey Jealousy · 8 years ago

I don't have pimples or yellow teeth but I do have long hair and an attraction to Mrs. Incredible.

replied on Muchoer? · 8 years ago

Holy fuck, that kinda looks like me.

on Muchoer? · 8 years ago

There's only three users here from the US? Really Giggles?

replied on Boracho Birb · 8 years ago

It's a good mix of hip hop, funk and jazz.

replied on Shitty Re-Mix of Spittin Fuego · 8 years ago

It is.

replied on Boracho Birb · 8 years ago

It's like David Firth had a tard kid and they had access to his animation tools.

on Champagne · 8 years ago

THJ, are you one of those that holds their turds in for weeks then drops that python like poop in a public bathroom without flushing?

replied on Special seasoning · 8 years ago

Where in the world does complex imply trailer park?

replied on Boracho Birb · 8 years ago

I recognize this song from Luke Cage, who is it by?

Whatever happened to just spankings with leather belts?! Fuck.

Nice tits!

on More Facebook Content · 8 years ago

The "ironq".

replied on Irony is his middle name · 8 years ago

He looks like a mix of Jabba the Hutt and Watto.

Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

on Irony is his middle name · 8 years ago

I don't get it. That looks nothing like Billy Mays.

on BillyMaysHere action figure · 8 years ago

Nobody posted bestiality here on purpose. Fuck off!!!

replied on Handi Handy · 8 years ago

Blast beats are for turds who have no timing.

replied on Handi Handy · 8 years ago

You and Oster should grab a bar of dove instead of not letting stinky 80s bands be relevant. Aside from The Cure, Depeche Mode and Sisters of Mercy!!

replied on Handi Handy · 8 years ago

Fuck everyone, play what you want to play. You don't need a band. Look at Trent Reznor and Varg Vikernes. Would you say you got some throat skills?

replied on Handi Handy · 8 years ago

Oster, do you play any instruments?

Inb4 skin flute third party fag comments

replied on Handi Handy · 8 years ago