truckerhatjones’s Comments

in order to "score points" there has to be a game being played...Coke won a long time ago

how often do your lady friends allow you to put it in their butt

lol

Based *

bases

still good

He was probably thinking of Pepsi so he could stay soft enough to fit inside the bottle

obviously he was soft when he entered, and then the thought of delicious Coke made him rock hard

but enough pun-ishment, its bed time

okay that one was good

or i could just be a force of nature that you respect from a distance

fact is nothing i can say at this point will turn you, you're in love with the new ... bloke?

perfectly legible

truc hahahaha fuckin 'ledge bromigo gigafaggot anus dwelling turd cradling nigger flob

i'm out of my element because you niggers aren't speaking the king's english anymore

are you playing mad libs?

this but unironically

triple continental orgy then?

i don't know what megafaggot did to you, but i see now why he did it

it is pretty special when a noob turns out not to be a fag

i don't ask for much you guys

but "truc" can not be my nickname

here's hoping

bono never fixed that

call him butter, cuz he's on a roll

Fatmofat finally achieved his dream of being impregnated, unfortunately the seed came from the booze addled tumor fuck from virginia