Barret’s Comments
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Gonna listen to this in the background now, to relax.
Don't make me pull out the punky vocaroos.
YEAH KEEP CLICKING THAT PUSSY BUTTON!!!
before CartersBird get a chance to fuck with me let me just say i'm a thai ladyboy induced sewer fetishist. i flip out sometimes but it's much better when i'm not home, i have flipped out on many zuckers. also, i'm fat, i look like a FatmoFat and i eat constantly. i'm unemployed and have no friends, cuz, well my personal hygiene is not really that great, and because I don't think people are innately sexy. I've pissed off FatmoFat, and giggles and I wholeheartedly regret it. I've apologized for what I'm sorry for. Did I mention that I was attracted to a british butthole?, and another one's douchey muscles this one time? you will call this a meltdown, but it's really not. It's me being fapped out and honest about shit that no one gives a fuck about, but people just want to give me shit about. So I don't care, I'm done.....this is me..... but i'm going to the pole now, and my overweight subsides, and maybe i'll get some pepsi max, and code some shitty games, YEAH. I still don't want any "friends"
Pffft, he doesn't even edit.
Bono, you filthy fucking shit-licker. Your 'code-talent' means fuck all to us you skunks cunt.Your dumb-fuck feminine mind cannot even grasp that when people demonstrate their talent, they tend to apply to mucho content or users in some way you simple fucking 'lets-bang-some-objects-together-and-call-it-a-website', smarmy-faced, self important, coat-tail riding, big-talking, tiny-cocked, twat of a cunt flap.
shut the fuck up, bono and oster. Your shit stinks to hog heaven, you fucking trick. I'm sick of you not sliding me no respect. Go be a bitch somewhere else. you can't jump off the "barret meme train". Keep on pushing your "big code into my bambum", and keep on running that dick sucker, you egoistical, yet somehow retarded rumprammer!
Ok CB is officially in charge of Meme Thread of The Week now.
This is seriously too god for a meme thread. Bravo. Bravisimo!
Ive only ever seen 2 people make that expression, Bono and FatmoFat.
Just saying...
I want to experience it in 3D VR
That was beautiful...
Don't see how it relates to MD in any way. Seems more like a reverse bono fap vid. Lurk more noob.
*suck him off
sorry boyster, gotta do...stuff.
What is this, like a female punky?
The mouth expressions, the neck movement, its like experiencing the drinking video all over again :(
lol, mail/u/2
Geez, even the gay mannerisms are the same :(
Story Time with Barret. And also a re-comment. Its about puke.
When i was a teenager, i was about to go on a long boat ride on one of our exclusive ferries or whatever its called. (we call it Hurtigruta). Sadly i get easily seasick when i haven't been on a boat for a while.
Before the boat even left the docks i was starting to feel a little queasy. I also hadn't eaten for a while so i went to the cantina and got myself a plain hamburger with fries. I forgot to get anything to drink and wasn't gonna be arsed to get up to get something.
By the time I was finished devouring my meal, the boat was on its way, I got up, and instantly almost fell over due to being dizzy. Fuck, im going to have to barf, i muttered to myself. That burger tasted like shit by the way....Dry, stale, no salad, spices or sauce or anything.
So I stumbled my way towards the nearest bathroom, literally bouncing off the walls, trying to keep my balance. Scaring the shit out of the people i passed, i must have appeared like a drunken mad bull, about to trample them.
Wow it almost feels like the room is swaying right now just thinking back on this...
I made it to the bathroom, i was hoping to barf in the sink, but i couldn't even stand upright, so i was going to have to get on the floor and shove my face down in that filthy toilet.
I got down on my knees, grabbed the toilets handicap handles with all my might so i wouldn't fall over, yes i was that dizzy.
And then i barfed...or at least attempted to. Because i didn't drink anything and my stomach was empty before eating, my dinner came up as a solid log, stuck in my throat, it wouldn't come out. Stuck in my throat, i kept coughing and re-barfing, slowly pushing that fat sausage up my throat.
It felt like i was going to choke and die, i figured, this is it, im going to be found dead here on a public bathroom floor, with a huge vomit-poop sticking out of my mouth.
Finally the thing started to come out, i could see it hanging out of my mouth, while it was still partially stuck in my throat, a yellow brownish mass with bits of un-chewed burger meat and fries pieces in it.
As a final insult, it plopped down into the water, splashing delicious toilet nectar in my face.
and that's the story of how Barret lived to barf another day.
But you are you...
FILTHY PAHTOK!!!
It also sound like klingon for son-of-a-whore or something.
Way to spoil it fucker.