Barret’s Comments
I wear nothing but crocs. Crocs and socks. Thai's do too, but can't afford socks, because they are poor, lolz.
I dunno, seems like the perfect blend of fat American culture, and delicious healthy seafood. Its a meal that has everything.
Your mom's tongue is not that big.
This fucking ponce isn't fucking married...
Its almost as if he is saying that he is aware of the rules and stuff... Regarding authentic pics and signs. But nah, surely it can't be so.
Fucking crab nuggets man....crab nuggets.... this is the greatest thing since minced pork and fish sauce.
lol
Gave you a stfu because i sensed at least 12% mockery in your compliment.
Think I'm having my period tonight.
Sometimes I forget why I live here myself, you get kind of spoiled with the good things sometimes, and all the shittyness you see can get you down. So thanks for making me remind myself why I love this place, I had to think about it.
Looking forward to next year already.
lolzy shitty stuff happening, makes for funnier stories for you guys I think. I don't think you would be entertained if I just described stuff I liked to do, also I don't wanna be one of those guys that brag about all the women I banged all the time (I have private chat with MD for that.). Unless its like the burn victim.
The short answer is food, women and booze.
To be clear, I mean I would like to go back to the same town when I have to return to Norway, if I had a choice I would stay in Thailand for life. Only going back for a year now because of government rules.
Don't even live in the same part of the country anymore, but would sure love to go back there, at least for a little bit.
Live in the same exact apartment. Sit out on the same balcony and drink tea for hours.... While the old Russian cunt across the street glares at me as if i had raped her baby.
Walk down to the shitty chinese food place that no one wants to eat in, because health services shut it down multiple times for health code violations, and because its infested with the same group of old drunks that sit there and rant and rave all day every day...
Mexican pizza #3...
The thousands of faps...
* Barret cries
Man i'm getting all choked up thinking about that place now
No indians allowed this far north in our country. Its an untouched haven....
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-all the muslim immigrants
My fav picture from my old apartment :)
https://i.imgur.com/oVLfRRx.jpg
Sounds like a FatMoFat alt if there ever was one.
The thing was, when I finally made it to a bathroom, i sprayed that thing at least 5 times before i was done, then half an hour later I had to go again. So it would only have been a temporary solution. And seriously it was cold.
How did that work out?
lol was thinking the same thing as i wrote that, today I would have done that, and used the snow to wipe my ass after.
@THJ, He did, but he was never the same again...
Imagine being stuck in an old icecold van, completely ribbed for any luxuries like heating, at least an hour away from nearest civilization, its -20 Celsius degrees or less, you are freezing, despite multiple layers of thick norwegian winter clothing, you REALLY need to go take a explosive shit, because that hot dog you had at the gas station earlier DID NOT sit well with you.
You are clinging on to the door for dear life, as your friend races through the bumpy snowy road, barely able to see through the snowing and darkness, to find you a poop spot before its too late.
You scream.... "UUUUAAAAAAAAA!!!! I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMOOOOOOOORE!!!"
"Hang in there!" Your friend yells back in fear, "we can make it!".
You consider, maybe you should just stop right there, and you can go sit in the snow and shit, maybe you could dig a small hole in the snow of the side of the road, for your poop to go in, but no...that's too far fetched...it wouldn't work, and its so cold, you have nothing to clean yourself with, and you are far away from home. No...better to hold on....better to hold on....
Yeah that would suck, if that were to happen...
For the record, that burgerhotdog (yeah we were experimental back then) was totally worth it, I was hungry.
Could be worse MD, could be the other way around.
Whunu has no choice but to do the No U, because that's all he can come up with. MD made a conscious choice to do it, with his own spin, as one strategy out of many. Its not as bad.