Barret’s Comments

>>c181146

So this is what they're doing at blizzcon

>>c181135

I assumed the bottle was transported in someones ass

Filing a complaint with human resources now

Wait, you never got the hat!?

I only hurt you because i appreciate you

>>c181116

Its really the only way to go

>>c181114

A Trombono

Yeah mine is more like a Barretta

It might appear so.

Was hoping we could just pretend like nothing.

Deserves an upvote when you put it like that

So stileproject somehow still exists, but its nothing but camgirl ads. You can click like "12.000 BDSM vids" and its all camgirls

https://media.muchozucko.com/full/2026/09/6c6844f8-b97c-46f5-bed3-4f03308aa561.png

How sad

>>c181086

at least someone understands

That's certainly a pineapple. I think.

Sat on my computer for 14 years too

Ok which one of you is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBBXDyDublk

Maybe we need to sell punky puking shirts, dunno

No I just didn't want to accidentally entertain the non-jonesers

I was a coinflip away from dead baby joking the whole thread

https://media.muchozucko.com/full/2026/09/6601db9c-363a-4550-a2c7-4a9e37664b34.png

teaser: Stevano Segal is about to lay down the smackdown

Anyway. I took the shortcut called The Elevator down, she found me waiting for her at the exit.

After maybe a minute long, very mildly violent confrontation, a couple of plot twists, she runs off.

I later go and collect the CCTV footage of it, thinking that at least I'll have something the boys can laugh at when MZ comes back one day.

When a couple more of my favorites make it back, I shall humiliate myself for you and upload it.

Its times like these I really miss CartersBird. Bono plans to put MZ bumpers at the start/end? of videos, and we'd be competing right now about who could make the best/worst one. I always needed someone like that to compete against to be at my best. Jones Jrob Cartersbird, Tigeriger.

Nice lack of punctuation there Barfag. megaFAGGOT is going to have a field day with this.

Whatever field day means.

So the story goes: I was on my way home after drinking all night and getting into fights, multiple. Had not been this drunk in years. Somehow, and I don't really remember this, a hooker latched on to me and came with me home to my room.

Quickly realizing I was too drunk to actually fuck, which she already knew, she took some cash and left. She even made a fake phonecall where she pretended she ordered a cab and it arrived, then left.

"Hallo, yes this is whore. you are outside right now already!? Okay okay coming right now"

Now if she had simply said, "you're too drunk, can i have some money for a cab and wel'll do this another time?" I would have complied. I always do when something is up. Its better to just pay and get rid of the problem then to get in arguments.

Because she decided to go the sneaky thief route, and I was already thin on patience, I was now fully awake, and went after her. Because she heard me coming in the hallway, she made the decision to take the stairs down instead of the elevator, trying to sneak out through the garage exit If she had waited for the elevator I would have caught her.

Well...

One day you're gonna make it.

You just gotta get almost passed out drunk, then walk by the whore district and see what bites

>>c181058

Its possible