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Barret’s Comments

Never, they always go away when I threaten to put my weiner in their butt.

replied on Lactating Dancing Protestor · 7 years ago

Its revolting but no one can deny that its Mucho.

replied on beauty contest · 7 years ago

I already have dozens of women sexually harassing me on a daily basis :(

Some of them call me fat and touch my willie on the street...

replied on Lactating Dancing Protestor · 7 years ago

My cold/flu thing is back full force and I keep getting runny snot in my mouth.

replied on Lactating Dancing Protestor · 7 years ago

Tigeriger... the freak porn category wouldn't be the same without him, cheers.

replied on The Amazing Lactating Piss Skank · 7 years ago

That is true

replied on The Amazing Lactating Piss Skank · 7 years ago

Changing this to freakporn so i can find and fap to it more easily later. Sorry.

I don't remember this cenobite.

Shit this makes my next lame sub seem even a bit lamer.

She's been trying to make me fuck her sister since then, who also happens to be a ladyboy. Might take the offer at some point. lol ladyboys. Crazy town I love it.

replied on Fried Chicken; Obviously. · 7 years ago

lol

replied on Seal tells Kayaker to fuck off · 7 years ago

Couple of weeks ago I went and sat down in a bar with a ladyboy, she had a only a decent face, but smoking playboy model porn body. Sat there for about 2-3 hours relaxing after a long walk. After about 1 minute she pulled out my dick from my shorts (no not the pug one) and started playing with it right there. Meanwhile we were having regular conversation about the usual stuff, casual. Its English was perfect from having falang boyfriends and she understood westerners, unlike most Thais, so that was pleasant.

So yeah sat there 2-3 hours getting jerked off and having casual conversation in the middle of the bar. Had 1 water and bought her 2 beers for the whole time period. Total cost less then 10 bucks with tip.

Haha Barret ladyboys.

10/10 would ladyboy again.

replied on Fried Chicken; Obviously. · 7 years ago

Fred confirmed for Magic Weeb.

replied on Fried Chicken; Obviously. · 7 years ago

Someone will guess it eventually.

replied on Dehydrated Shower Piss Puker · 7 years ago

Close, about 5th.

replied on Dehydrated Shower Piss Puker · 7 years ago

All that work to get a sweet selfie, and the vid quality was shit.

That's what he does.

replied on Dr Giggles, Once Again ... · 7 years ago

Nasty. But its not a dog so it can stay.

on beauty contest · 7 years ago

CoffeeChef wins the award for most ignored user on the site, easily.

Honourable mentions (but still far below), DarkEmperor and Fatmofat.

replied on Dehydrated Shower Piss Puker · 7 years ago

Fantasises about going to Jamaica I see, probably to fuck young boys there I guess.

replied on No style.....terrible landing · 7 years ago

Oh, had no idea there was a PC version out there, nice!

replied on Silent Hill · 7 years ago

One day ill get an emulator for it.

replied on Silent Hill · 7 years ago

By the thumbnail, I thought it would be the follow up to Candy Burger.

Are you guys playing Magic The Gathering or something? Fucking nerds.

replied on Fried Chicken; Obviously. · 7 years ago

Surely this is at least a repost, if not twopost

on Some cunt rapping · 7 years ago

Trying to forget about Canadians.

replied on Car-pie Die-em · 7 years ago