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Update : Made it in one piece. Started nose bleeding on the airplane when we did the dive before landing, because of the pressure I guess, that made me nervous but it stopped eventually, so that must mean I'm healthy now.

The condo I'm staying at is so new that no one even lived in this room before, the mattress was still wrapped in plastic and cardboard. Of course the fuckin Thais would put the bedsheets and stuff on it with the wrapping intact.

That's because they are so poor that they never actually saw a new mattress before.

https://i.imgur.com/y6vtcOa.jpg

replied on Let's Save Jesus! · 7 years ago

reply fail

replied on lemonlemonlemon · 7 years ago

That's weird, the other day I accidentally did the backwards Tom Pearl crabwalk while looking in some cabinet. After that I peed in a champagne glass, and now this...

Well! I'm embarking on a long and perilous journey of airplane food and Thai visa controls, wish me luck!

on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

The heat and moisture slowly melts your facial bonestructure.

replied on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

...for ladyboys.

replied on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

Haha, Barret is gay.

replied on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

Ok 2 minutes of that is enough.

Or it should be played loudly on repeat through the whole thing.

One or the other.

replied on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

https://muchozucko.com/6323/God-Syria-and-Bashar-

I want that played in my funeral,

Not even joking.

Do it.

replied on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

That was before Scandinavia.

replied on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

Think I understand how Punky happened.

on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

May I sit on your lap uncle rooster?

replied on Let's Save Jesus! · 7 years ago

I don't even remember making those other comments.

replied on Fatty eats some whoop ass pie · 7 years ago

What a strange thing to pin... I wonder what it could mean.

Don't diss the best tag on the site you Fatmofat prags.

replied on Amusement Ride Accident Aftermath · 7 years ago

lol reply fail.

replied on Let's Save Jesus! · 7 years ago

HAPPY B-HOLE DAY MAH FELLOW B-TARD!!!

replied on Let's Save Jesus! · 7 years ago

The thing that truly frightens me is giggles seemingly being nice. I hope its just because he doesn't want Flash as a mod.

replied on Let's Save Jesus! · 7 years ago

I'm glad you're over it already.

replied on Tae Kwon Do Whore · 7 years ago

This one is going on my playlist for when I'm walking along the beach watching homeless people while being nerdy.

on Streets of GHEY 2 · 7 years ago

What, I'm only dead 3 hours and you already did a muchokill? Fucks saaaake.

replied on Tae Kwon Do Whore · 7 years ago

Well, went to the doc today, found out my blood pressure was up again, 210/130+, a new personal best. She wanted to put me in the hospital and almost started crying, then called in another doctor to try and convince me to put myself in. But... I'll be busy for the next few days so fuck that. Internet time will be spotty.

In 3 days I'll either be enjoying the sun in Paradise again, or hell, either way, Hah, Giggles is gay.

on Let's Save Jesus! · 7 years ago