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CartersBird’s Comments

As is reading these comments, holy freakin gawd man. It's like watching a 3 legged dog who is super enthusiastic because he doesn't know he doesn't fit in.

replied on Guess The Cause · 7 years ago

Disgusting!!

on Puffer Fish vs. Carrot · 7 years ago

It's like that small buff mouse with the derby hat that cleans house in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.

Plays fine. Barret computer.

replied on I dare you · 7 years ago

Did you go a little crazy with modvotes?

replied on Question! What is he gonna put in? · 7 years ago

Crappy Queefday

replied on Nature is Metal · 7 years ago

Die.

replied on A day without women · 7 years ago

Burn.

replied on A day without women · 7 years ago

Fatty*

Yeah, that's the reason..

Alcoholics don't dream.

replied on Typical Start To My Day · 7 years ago

Maybe he has 247 vaginas to fill.

replied on Cave Man makes Rooster's day · 7 years ago

I smell a video idea.

replied on Skateboarding legend · 7 years ago

DarkGimp is playing the role of gaybo.

replied on Cave Man makes Rooster's day · 7 years ago

The roller is white, but there's brown stains on the newspaper.

Hmmmmmmmmnmmmjmmmnmmmnmm

on Paintroller Ho · 7 years ago

Silence!

replied on The Last Of Us · 7 years ago

You like the odds of being able to overpowered him in a hospital bed.

Your comment's timestamp got really old really fast..

replied on Respect The True Master Race · 7 years ago

Last Dab is actually less intense than Da Bomb despite what Scoville's say.

replied on Respect The True Master Race · 7 years ago

Or reckless driving...

replied on Bad Day At Work · 7 years ago

"Someone needs to call 911" is the stupidest fucking sentence ever spoken.

on Bad Day At Work · 7 years ago

Complesult?

replied on Interfacing with Punkybot · 7 years ago

Nice insultplement.

replied on Interfacing with Punkybot · 7 years ago

I was a lurkbro. It's faggy but it works.

replied on Interfacing with Punkybot · 7 years ago

Sum Ting Wong 8(

replied on Today's special · 7 years ago