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CartersBird’s Comments

Stop sexting.

replied on Innocent bystander brutally attacked · 7 years ago

Not gay if it's for science.

replied on Ran out of worms · 7 years ago

Bethesda glitch.

on No cavities · 7 years ago

It's not.

replied on Canadian crawler · 7 years ago

EXTREME SOUNDING FEATURING DYKCHE

on Ran out of worms · 7 years ago

Why is this music so fucking funny...

on The Ritz-Carlton it ain't. · 7 years ago

Nature is wood.

How long has whiteclaw been around? I keep hearing it.

replied on Innocent bystander brutally attacked · 7 years ago

What an aggressive THJ jab.

on Barret VS. Pig · 7 years ago

Niggers, indeed.

replied on Canadian crawler · 7 years ago

Tee-hee!

on Barret VS. Pig · 7 years ago

pretend you won*

Fuck you still, is my point.

replied on Innocent bystander brutally attacked · 7 years ago

Now make an above it all comment and pretend you want. Fucking fag won't even banter properly.

replied on Innocent bystander brutally attacked · 7 years ago

Too cute. Not enough sounding.

replied on Innocent bystander brutally attacked · 7 years ago

New meaning to Burp the Worm.

on Canadian crawler · 7 years ago

Ha!

replied on Zombie Baby Fist Rape · 7 years ago

Hahahaha

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

Hey Supercuck, at least he learned something.

Now, about that oiled up submission match..?

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

Let's have a UFC match where we're both hogtied, headbutts only.

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

How about wrestle?

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

Cuck ass bitch niglet piglet jiglet. Are you a woman? Wanna box?

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

You seem like you want to be perceived as smart.

So maybe you should look up alternate meanings for "sounding" ... in a sexual context.

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

Just realized Tiger has like fucking 10 subs on the top page. His meta is impeccable, his freakporn sublime.

What a beast.

on Car park line marker · 7 years ago

Stop sounding whunu into your dickhole *

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

We'd make great music together.

replied on Black Rooster · 7 years ago