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CartersBird’s Comments

Guess you can't be besties with any humans, you malformed mung bean.

Why do I keep seeing this meme...

The Kirk from just now? Didn't see what all he wrote, most just sperging I imagine. I was talking about Burn.

* CartersBird waves his dick at Whunu... again

Stay gone this time, you fat retarded faggot... again

replied on Merry Christmas · 7 years ago

* CartersBird sobs

It was those instant spuds too, not real mashed potatoes.

I've been catching up on a bunch of comments involving him. I think it was Bono who had the insight about how weirdly specific the commenting style was. If it's a Whunu impersonator it's a damn good one. Could be Cheese. Could be hot gas.

It's a nice meal for the young, old, poor, uneducated, the addicted, the tattooed, the small dicked, and basically anyone who isn't perfect like I have been for the past 10 years.

Peepaw Carter used to hold them upside down so they'd fall out of the little container onto a bed of mashed potatoes.

Billy's a weird case. I like when he's around, but complaining about non-contributors is a bad look for him.

replied on Onision · 7 years ago

I will truly become my own fat bastard.

on happy thanksgiving · 7 years ago

That sounds so fucking crazy and stupid Finland is the only place it makes sense.

replied on Fun dildo surprise · 7 years ago

...Weird flex but okay.

Everyone?

Fuck you.

replied on No cavities · 7 years ago

I am sure you know one when you see one.

replied on Hungry Eyes · 7 years ago

And then what happened? I'm almost there please don't stop.

replied on Muslim Birthday Party · 7 years ago

I've been trying to quit cocaine but it smells so good!

replied on Doing The Giggles Wiggle · 7 years ago

You made the logical decision to take drugs, so yes.

replied on Doing The Giggles Wiggle · 7 years ago

I'm a logical fella!

replied on Doing The Giggles Wiggle · 7 years ago

You took a lot of drugs that altered your memory?

replied on Doing The Giggles Wiggle · 7 years ago

You guys are just EZ PZ to troll.

replied on Guns are always lots of fun · 7 years ago

Haha Barrett has a Twatter.

replied on Guns are always lots of fun · 7 years ago

Tiger is lowkey a serial killer about this type of transaction.

Cartoonish animals.