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CartersBird’s Comments

I'm hoping that was on purpose and not just because English is your 2nd language.

replied on Great Public Service · 7 years ago

Just be quiet and lick your cup.

replied on Weaponized · 7 years ago

I can understand "feeling" a turd go back in, but where the fuck were you where you could watch?

replied on Sexy Mudbath · 7 years ago

I hereby unwatch this.

replied on Meanwhile, In Some Third World Country · 7 years ago

I actually flinched.

on Sup Bro · 7 years ago

I recognized the scream and killed the volume after 0.0001 seconds. You don't have to follow shitpost day rules, Jesus.

LouD = FuNnY, YoU GuyZ

on Real Amputee Porn 2 · 7 years ago

They took my shoes too, which is pretty weird considering they were Doc Martens.

replied on I got mugged by a niggerbird today · 7 years ago

Hahahaha

replied on Boston Seagull Eats a Rat · 7 years ago

...Cares.

replied on Boston Seagull Eats a Rat · 7 years ago

Who?

replied on Boston Seagull Eats a Rat · 7 years ago

For telling the truth? Weird flex but ok.

replied on Be Careful What You Pray For · 7 years ago

He will now become one with the shitting street in the sky.

replied on De-Tractor of Life · 7 years ago

I feel this in my bones.

Utmost.

replied on Found the missing MD · 7 years ago

Someone tell Rooster to stop playing his greatest hits and try to focus on the shit going on in front of his eyes.

replied on It's Tuesday · 7 years ago

The arcade game post was removed.

replied on It's Tuesday · 7 years ago

Thanks Jordan, but how am I supposed to enjoy Trannies when the ultimate Transexual content has been deleted? Where is ZMASH?

on It's Tuesday · 7 years ago

Just watched it. Still quality.

replied on David Lynch "Crazy Clown Time" · 7 years ago

I've had dreams like this.

Barret's Indian prejudice justified in a single image.

replied on Perhaps Clearasil could help · 7 years ago

I'll take your word for it. I can't sit through 7 minutes of this shit.

Lel

replied on What the fuck is that? · 7 years ago

There's no way you're ONLY on alcohol.

replied on What the fuck is that? · 7 years ago