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CartersBird’s Comments

I'm not going to toot my horn about getting clean, because I still do it sometimes. But I take breaks so that when I DO do it, it's super strong. And I really feel like doing it. But my guy isn't available. So it's like body anticipated the dopamine rush and I can't stop talking anyway.

replied on 2 Chads 1 Cop · 7 years ago

Well I REALLY feel like procuring some cocaine drug snort but yaaa know, law and all that.

replied on 2 Chads 1 Cop · 7 years ago

Is that a hashtag for hashtivists now? Offended by the SJW shit so they cry on Twitter?

replied on Tweet that did not age well · 7 years ago

Did I does an opsie? What the fuck are you staring at me for.

replied on 2 Chads 1 Cop · 7 years ago

Satisfying to see a cop go full baboon and earn the respect of the blacks.

"God damn, he the truth."

Indeed, Spring Break Nigger.

on 2 Chads 1 Cop · 7 years ago

You were picking cokenuggets out of your nose and feeding them to a desperate addict. Both guilty.

replied on Happy Birthday · 7 years ago

The slapfighting in the comments above really distracts from the sheer horror of this post. Hahahaha.

on Happy Birthday · 7 years ago

Huehuehue.

replied on Happy Birthday · 7 years ago

Did you pop online as I said that? Freak.

Well done btw.

We think alike, & stuff.

replied on Shitty Thoughts · 7 years ago

Jury still out on the handy?

replied on The Beauty of Birth · 7 years ago

The boipussy must be strong.

on megaFAGGOT and His Lover · 7 years ago

...

replied on Geriatric Mario 64 · 7 years ago

Giggles should be less forgettable.

replied on Looks Like a Goodtime · 7 years ago

Nice Mucho Kill, you hillbillies.

replied on Looks Like a Goodtime · 7 years ago

About 8 inches.

replied on Sweep The Leg · 7 years ago

Christ.

replied on Gay Guy Being Gay On Youtube · 7 years ago

People like the possum, so they don't like talking about his legal trouble. I've never seen anyone get told to shut up about it though.

replied on He Looks Familiar · 7 years ago

You should change the category.

replied on The Beauty of Birth · 7 years ago

Youtube* god dammit.

replied on Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru · 7 years ago

I copy link straight from the app... you people Yoube like old people fuck... disgustingly.

replied on Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru · 7 years ago

Mobile links have worked for me before...

replied on Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru · 7 years ago

...New band name.

replied on Turd King · 7 years ago