CartersBird’s Comments

I care more aboot OC than in-fighting, but I will enjoy reading how this night turns out regardless. Seeya Monday folks!

Now we enter "run off" territory.

MD my standoffish friend, perhaps take a break. If life is shit, decompress someplace that ISN'T a web forum full of the world's biggest assholes.

If you want to grow physically that would mean taking even more food from those Yemenites.

Well, metaphorically.

If MD is Thor, it's pre-Dark World. He has growing to do.

You tried to settle Earth you fool!

There's this great line in Avengers 2... whenever the Earth begins to settle, god casts a stone at it.

If they did this in a horror movie it would be called over the top or unrealistic. Nice to know otherwise I guess.

Let me guess... now that I'm calling you out on it, I'm "boring" or something. Anything to avoid responsibility.

Did they have it coming, or are you just easily butthurt?

I doubt MD's ability to wail on old women, but I don't see any police reports of the sort coming out of his home town.

That is one sexy bird.

Judging by recent events, it laid eggs in his head weeks ago.

PLOT TWIST:

You get got by the knife ban. Muslim mayor wins again.

I wanna give you an equalizer, wind you up like a toy soldier, and set you loose on your own kind.

That's exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.

FIRST A BOOF! THEN A BOP! POW! BAM!

I am the champion of wrecking old women (not sexually) and MD fears my power.

I can only imagine the Queen in my mind's eye. Whereas in my neck of the woods, there are women north of 75 who will yell at you for dumb shit in public.

Is it wrong of me to believe the old ladies in the UK are easier to kill?

I would enjoy releasing the big lad into the streets of London with a knife that large.

Can I be Carb?

I think the cock badge is that thing you're wearing, dear.

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He was right not to put it in that category. This is but a novelty. FreakPorn, to me, is something tangible... a video with good sound and a storyline that lasts long enough to bust a nut if it checks your boxes.