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CartersBird’s Comments

I'm better than you. But I finished six HUNDREDTHS of a second behind Truc... so I'm done. All the top times are within 2 seconds. You guys have officially "figured out" the game, and a good run seems dependent on luck with the traffic during critical turns.

As Billy said, designed to waste time and suck out our life force...

Just imagine THJ holding that #1 spot... his name, piss Gold, for eternity, above you.

Turd-Treeeeee Acres is the place to be,

CUUUNTRY LIVING is the life for me!

This woodsman nigger got his face torn off and some wildlife kilt dead. Hurray for him?

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

I think most people are more like...

Innocent animals > dumb cunt humans.

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

Just ban him.

replied on The Call of the Lesbian · 8 years ago

I know that you haven't even started a game.

You can drop the act.

The promo seemed to promise something on Halloween night.

WTF? You guys were working on a game?!

Honestly surprised by that one. I guess they were too.

Bono needs to add an escape character or a tutorial page instead of relying on a retard filter.

replied on Battle Royal · 8 years ago

If you're actually typing out the user part, you don't have to.

Just type "\me" but with a forward slash instead

replied on Battle Royal · 8 years ago

* CartersBird laughs at the noob

replied on Battle Royal · 8 years ago

It's a statement of fact.

While you were offline yesterday, I saw at least 3 separate "Lasts" that you will probably never get to. Sleep well.

I bet you didn't even murder 3 grannies today...

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

I'm typing this comment with one hand ;)

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

With his tiny mushroom in his hand.

replied on Kinky, slimy , messy ladies · 8 years ago

Fuckin Truckin Ass Jones

replied on Ppoot Ding · 8 years ago

Fake.

replied on What's he Poking? · 8 years ago

That would be a top tier sub.

replied on THJ would be proud · 8 years ago

Sorry bud, let me photoshop some poo in the loo.

replied on THJ would be proud · 8 years ago

"Glad to see you Oster" ... wow

replied on What's he Poking? · 8 years ago

*Pew Pew*