CartersBird’s Comments
Alrighty then.
What?
Punkylinking fucks.
Something something Avocado's Lumber.
Well at least she doesn't have dandruff.
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The X Files thing was just an actress that used to be ridiculously sexy.
Anywho, shower time. Gonna jerk off while thinking of something super hetero, like bamford fucking Laurie Holden from the X-Files.
The Bamgod seems to employ the BMH style of commenting. Drop a nuke then fuck off for a day or two. Hard to fight.
And you hate THJ and megafaggot now? Are they less toxic than bamford? Or just online more often?
You've had a wild ride. The LOWEST post on most discussed is at 31, and it's mostly you trying to kajig the noob knob. Glad you had fun with fun people. And also bamford.
Why would you ever do something so stupid? Don't you usually spend your last pence on smokums?
I haven't done coke in 3 years. Do you want to be that guy?
I'm gonna wait til you're an old lady. Then we'll see who gets the last bamford.
IF I CAN'T BEAT UP OLD LADIES, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
Something very funny about picturing this man just madly scrolling through a webpage, probably making sound effects.
I need to know if we're talking generic London blacks or shriveled housewives.
Well it depends. Some of them get pretty savage. If you had a size advantage I could see you taking 1 maybe 2. But c'mon.
Unless you wanna move the goalposts to geriatric BLACK ladies.
I like my estimate just fine.
Pop. Next. Pop.
Punching would hurt your hands after awhile. Surprisingly soon, I'd bet.
Like.. push them to the ground and just wrench.
Strategy is also in effect. You were a weightlifter, so why not snap their necks?
Well he's in his 30s and you're... let's call it 60.
Tangy? Really?
Are your dates bleeding rectally a lot?
Don't forget THJ's distinct fragrance.