CartersBird’s Comments

MD is a beautiful tragedy.

* CartersBird does the cool-cool-cool thing like Matthew McConaugay.

It's time for a sesh.

Good. I hope his family sells that trampoline because I'm looking to buy. New ones are so expensive.

L

Lok

That one ONLY has a buttcrack so it can be eaten.

That's a throwback.

Bono called it a sense of camaraderie... that's what Giggles gets by acting like a glory hole operator all the time.

Uuoody just so you know, DrGiggles is actually fond of you.

Civ 5 > 6

Don't @ me.

I mean... I used 10 minute mail to sign up. I'm sure lots of you did.

I was kind of hoping it was an account with significant history.

inb4 chopsticks

Tiger alted?

* CartersBird emits a gasp from his bunghole.

Yeah, it wasn't accurate.

In NYC it's actually legal to go topless.

Not bottomless.

Here you go, old man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVrV5TzZbBE

Or about 3x the life of cuddle cat.

It's funnier than grainy footage of B-grade nerd bullshit.

I like British humor.

It reminds me of how far we've come.

Hi DrG.

Faggot.

* CartersBird moves on

You should mutter something about how that's gonna happen.

I wonder why white people are so complicit in this cringey bullshit.

So many California fags.