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DarkEmperorMSOG’s Comments

The scariest part is that in her twisted mind she thinks this looks good or was a good idea. It's like plastic surgery... you can tell 99% of the time when someone did plastic surgery on their face, and it always makes them look weird.

on Smuggling Bowling Balls · 7 years ago

Fun way to die

The environmentalists aren't nearly as bad as the conspiracytards who deny man-made climate change with zero actual evidence and suspicious motivations. I'd rather be someone who cares about the planet than some soulless fuck who cares more about oil money.

replied on Biker go bye bye · 7 years ago

Why you shouldn't ride bicycles in cities. This shit happens all the time.

on Biker go bye bye · 7 years ago

Poor guy really pulling the short straws in life eh? This might be the universe saying sorry kid you're supposed to go...

An impressive amount of flips. They looked like they were having such a nice walk too. This is why our parents teach us to look both ways.

This is why I don't jump out of airplanes or go to the top of skyscrapers. Gravity demands respect. Protip for increasing your chances of making it to old age: avoid getting too far from the ground, avoid machines and avoid letting humans operate on you.

on The big "oh shit". · 7 years ago

#UnbanPunky

replied on Chewbacca Caca · 7 years ago

I could be like you losers and just type 1 sentence with "nigger" and "fag" as every other word but someone has to mix it up. Now suck my dick could use some head.

replied on Chewbacca Caca · 7 years ago

I've always wanted to see a documentary or fast motion version of someone's life like this. What happened? Did they have a hard life from the start? Did they lose their job, their spouse and get addicted to meth at the same time? You gotta think they probably didn't have the best upbringing.. but maybe for a while they went to school and got odd jobs and eventually just got too fucked up all the time to get anything done.

Fuck Trump and your MAGA bullshit. What has he done again? Taken credit for an economic recovery already well underway thanks to his predecessor? Have a photo OP with North Korea that actually accomplished nothing? Undid a bunch of Obama stuff? Trumptards are in a CULT. It is cult of personality. This clown needs to be a 1 termer then maybe we could let those kids out of those cages at the border. #impeachandimprison #TrumpForPrison2020

You can give ladies creampies just never give them your real name or info and you're golden. Who gives a shit if you got 20 love children if they have no way of tracking you down.

replied on FredG's Wife · 7 years ago

You can give ladies creampies just never give them your real name or info and you're golden. Who gives a shit if you got 20 love children if they have no way of tracking you down.

replied on FredG's Wife · 7 years ago

Unban Punky.. at least he's entertaining

replied on Oil Strike · 7 years ago

Unban Punky.. at least he's entertaining

replied on Oil Strike · 7 years ago

Finally it loaded. He lifted his hand at the end. Maybe not dead but a permanent vegetable? One barrel possibly stole the rest of this guy's life from him.

on Barrel Of Fun · 7 years ago

THE FUCKING CONNECTION IS SO SLOW AT THIS FUCKING REST STOP ALL I WANNA DO IS WATCH THIS GUY GET BARREL ROLLED AND IT WON'T EVEN FUCKING LOAD

on Barrel Of Fun · 7 years ago

Just remember the head of your penis started out as a clit. Your taint got sown up by nature instead of becoming a pussy.

replied on For lazy lovers · 7 years ago

Possum is dead

replied on Actual Footage Of Moped · 7 years ago

Doc should have squeezed it out onto a slice of toast. Would make a great spread

replied on Oil Strike · 7 years ago

I have been browsing Mucho Sucko longer than both of you combined. Zucko is a step child.. nothing beats the glory days of MS

replied on Oil Strike · 7 years ago

That stomach is at least 50% Big Macs. They love their Micky D's

on Belly Flop · 7 years ago