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DarkEmperorMSOG’s Comments

That gif was not human.. that is a whale

replied on When you see it... · 7 years ago

Who the fuck told me to STFU? Reveal yourself

Marriage is fucking stupid. Having kids is fucking stupid. Having pets is fucking stupid. You know what I'm doing right now? Traveling the country without a single person or thing telling me where or what to do. I love this freedom.

on For lazy lovers · 7 years ago

I was going to proudly declare "FIRST!" but after seeing how awful and unfunny this clip is kind of ashamed to be first...

Still first tho

on Chewbacca Caca · 7 years ago

Now she will hold this in her mind as one of her most embarrassing memories. It could have been a great day..

Gross but would wreck it

on Ass Selfie · 7 years ago

Kids are terrible. I don't think I'll ever want to have one intentionally. Really enjoy giving ladies creampies tho so might have one some day but will just deny that I'm the father or go off grid for years.

on Poke the frog · 7 years ago

That's why you don't have barely evolved apes cut into your face. Avoid surgery at all costs except as an absolute last resort.

on I plan Rejects New Owner · 7 years ago

Photoshop deep fake

on Giggle's Other Scooter · 7 years ago

Bisen #1 cause of death at Yellowstone. I knew to keep a good distance unlike these clowns. Hopefully landed on the head with a nice skull crack

on Fly The Friendly Skies · 7 years ago

Looks healthy. Don't worry about seeing a doctor.

on Tan lines · 7 years ago

No crash with rag doll physics and a shattered skeleton :(

on Actual Footage Of Moped · 7 years ago

Uh if he doesn't want it I'll tear that pussy up

And I thought my acne as a teen was bad. This looks like a straight up infection. Kid needs a change in his diet and exercise for sure. Probably eating a bunch of junk and not drinking enough water. At least he provides great pustainment.

on Oil Strike · 7 years ago

She will be rich soon. What talent.

on Flop 'til you drop · 7 years ago

Johnny Knoxville posted this on his Instagram. Why you copying Johnny bro

on don't judge me. · 7 years ago

I'm so fucking sick of those self righteous hold backers that stop what could be great fights. They just do it to make themselves look good. Most of us wanna see the fight you cucks. Let them get out the energy.

People = shit

Why is this still at the top of the NEW list it isn't that new anymore what the fuck algorithm is this website using Jesus fucking Christ I'm so upset about this

If I push open a bathroom door with my foot and stand in front of the urinal and only touch my pants to let my dick out to piss then pull my pants up without touching my dick my hands are almost definitely cleaner than the faucet handles in that bathroom.

It's not our fault that it's hard to make women cum. They just get spoiled with their vibrators and know just how to make themselves cum.

on Typical Bitch · 7 years ago

I can relate to this man. One time defended my mom from an INSANE ex girlfriend. Don't hurt my momma!

on Don't You Ever Hit My Mama! · 7 years ago

Running from cops always works. I mean if you can just outrun the one guy they will shrug and let you go. Criminal retard logic.

on My Brother's Dad 2 · 7 years ago

Punky is a dumpster baby raised by a pack of stray dogs. Where is he anyway?

replied on Before & After Pattaya · 7 years ago

Should have snapped his neck. Moon conspiracy nuts are retarded. Let it go for fuck sake.

on Buzz Bomb · 7 years ago