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DarkEmperorMSOG’s Comments

Yawn I'm gonna cozy up on the sleepy train

replied on Can't live with em.................. · 7 years ago

Might as well when you're an old cunty troll just get wasted and think about all the things you never did. A life of regret...

Stopped when the first guy started hitting him. Too intense for me right now man. Baked as fuck and drinking beer.

on An oldie but a goodie · 7 years ago

People should be able to live how they want as long as they don't hurt anyone else. That's called freedom.

replied on Another win for the Democrats · 7 years ago

The Democratic platform is impeach Trump and protect minorities. These are not compelling messages for most Americans, especially working middle class whites. Bernie tapped into a strong vein with Medicare for all. Dems would be wise to make that the central focus of their 2020 campaign. Otherwise Trump wins with the "strength and freedom" BS. Dems are really bad at politics. It makes me want to get into becoming a political strategist to help them win.

@Oster I want you to know that I enjoyed 6 tacos from Jack in the Box for dinner tonight. Very satisfied with my $3.80 purchase.

replied on No cavities · 7 years ago

Every time I open Zucko now I see this disgusting fucking thumbnail. @Bono can you be a China-like censor and delete these man anus thumbnail submissions please

This is why I'll never get married. If I wanna be the neighborhood weirdo it's my choice.

Old people shouldn't be living with those kind of stairs

@Mick420 you just want to believe everything is a conspiracy because conspiracy theories are entertainment for you.. it's what you do for fun.

People just want to believe in conspiracy theories. Epstein was a famous billionaire who was gonna be dragged through the media for months and years and have his name totally destroyed and spend the rest of his life in prison. It is not too far fetched that someone would kill themselves in that situation.

Fake? Pretty scary tho

on Blood pressure.....65 PSI · 7 years ago

Using this photo was able to figure out where you live. Will be there later today with my Xbox and a bag of Dorritos.

on Gonna Need A Bigger Boat · 7 years ago

Was gonna call you a cunt but you have effectively neutralized that insult by making it your username.

replied on Hot off the press · 7 years ago

Could have done without the annoying ass squealing

on Sesame Street for perverts · 7 years ago

What the hell are you guys doing up at this hour? Go back to bed or no breakfast.

replied on Typical Start To My Day · 7 years ago

What's that movie where they bring around the dead guy with them everywhere? That shit was hilarious. I wanna get baked as fucking shit and watch that movie.

Too bad he didn't break his stupid little fucking neck. Hail Satan.

on His first stolen car · 7 years ago

Every week there's a headline of "new study proves that sunshine decreases your lifespan by 10 years" or some shit.. humans are fucking stupid we have no idea what's going on.

on Hot off the press · 7 years ago

Wtf.. gotta give you props for the weird as fuck submissions

on Typical Start To My Day · 7 years ago

Barret is a homosexual who likes dick because his father touched him as a child. This is not an insult it is just a fact. There is no legitimate reason to like chicks with dicks unless you do in fact like dick.

replied on Man avoids arrest by doing magic shit · 7 years ago

I dont know what Popeyes did to get EVERYONE on the internet talking about their chicken sandwich but it has worked: I will be buying a spicy chicken sandwich from Popeyes within 72 hours.

replied on Cave Man makes Rooster's day · 7 years ago

To be fair that's a pretty tough ramp for a guy who looks like Mr. Magoo.

Watched it 3 times. Think I kinda like it.

replied on Roscoe's · 7 years ago