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FlashGordon’s Comments

+1 team shit

replied on POOñata · 8 years ago

Hey Mick, try using a two liter pop bottle in the sink for that grav effect

replied on TRankenstein - Halloween Avatar Thread · 8 years ago

Lol Carrot-head approves

replied on TRankenstein - Halloween Avatar Thread · 8 years ago

Cause it's free for me nigga

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

50 an ounce? Hell yeah

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

Hey I hear your plants are ready to smoke

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

Lol nice one bono. My first PC build back in grade school went something like drunk and in a hurry too. Ended up with a bottleneck between the CPU and mb which was a real pain for a while lol

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

Instead of the pearly gates you see the head of Andy Warhol on a stick

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

* FlashGordon chants Become Ethereal Thuum Feim Zii Gron

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

Must have been the colon.

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

Noob Soul Absorbed. /Me chants Become Ethereal Thu'um: Feim Zii Gron

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

Since when is porn so deep? I almost forgot it was even porn til they kissed

replied on For Jordan Simms · 8 years ago

That is if she doesn't pass out from exhaustion first

replied on freak porn · 8 years ago

She'd probably try to eat you like a drumstick if you tried to leave her.

replied on freak porn · 8 years ago

I want the full video and her contact info... Rawwr

replied on freak porn · 8 years ago

That little shaking number he did at the end along with that expression on his face took it from cringeworthy to hilarious. Upvote.

on Pisshead · 8 years ago

Here is was going to see about you making some artwork for me and you quit user:FlashGordon shouts what the fuck guys

replied on Oster the Jelly Junkie · 8 years ago

That's some good artwork bro.

replied on Oster the Jelly Junkie · 8 years ago

Not quite a 10/10 though gotta admit

replied on Two Week Old Babies · 8 years ago

This should have been background music for this video.

replied on Security Guards Murdered for their Guns · 8 years ago

^New pickup line

replied on Bloody Kids · 8 years ago

This is a subtle 6 for sure... :P

replied on Two Week Old Babies · 8 years ago