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FlashGordon’s Comments

*not one vagina outside their family

In boy scouts we had single stall latrines for #2 and long troughs to piss in.Though I'd usually wait until I was near the medic station bathroom and just shit in there and stink up their place. It was air conditioned, and porcelain, and there were free ice cold water bottles there too. Very nice in the summer time.

replied on When you gotta go, you gotta go · 8 years ago

Try taking a shit right next to someone in jail. In american jail open dorm settings surrounded by a steel cage and 16 other men, it's exactly that with no partition whatsoever. You get used to it after a while.

replied on When you gotta go, you gotta go · 8 years ago

You literally put what I was thinking as I typed that.

replied on When you gotta go, you gotta go · 8 years ago

Whats one of my future wives doing in there with all that sausage? What a dirty slutbag

Lol Barret... You engine of chaos you.

replied on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago

* FlashGordon takes a huge hit and passes joint to TW

replied on Mmmonsterkill! · 8 years ago

* FlashGordon lights a fat 6 paper joint and passes it to the left

replied on Mmmonsterkill! · 8 years ago

In a sense he made them his bitch

replied on Halloween prank · 8 years ago

Upvote for chick with just a t-shirt on

on Halloween prank · 8 years ago

The old man had a right to be pissed... But he still over reacted.

on Halloween prank · 8 years ago

Hah that means you're a dickhead

replied on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago

It could be a Scientologist egg. Or even a Scientologist penis.

replied on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago

Have you tried smashing it with a hammer? Heard that fixes the problem with logging in sometimes

replied on Mmmonsterkill! · 8 years ago

You would but that'd be about as useless as tits on a nun

replied on Lost Gay Star Trek Episode · 8 years ago

Life must be hard with slanted eyes. You know what they say, Asians can't drive for shit. I knew one personally and it they would always tailgate or try to over take other cars. I was riding with them and they totalled their car on the back end of another. And just here recently rear-ended a truck their brand fuckin' new Honda Civic and tried to blame it on the other driver. Thankfully no one was ever killed but... I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. Chinks can't drive.

replied on Mmmonsterkill! · 8 years ago

That cat would go good in my lo-mein noodles with Kung Pao kitty on the side. Sneaky chinks

on My Next Door Neighbor · 8 years ago

I like the way she handles those chopsticks

replied on My Next Door Neighbor · 8 years ago

Fred's G is for goochtickler

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

Way to poop on the party MD haha

replied on Got Jesus on your Ass? · 8 years ago

And they are located in Missouri.

replied on POOñata · 8 years ago

Ever heard of the Saint Francois Mountains? They're part of the Ozarks. Bam

replied on POOñata · 8 years ago

Who ordered the poo poo platter?

on POOñata · 8 years ago