FredGspotSanford’s Comments

It only took two ballons to make him fly.

My dog tries this crap on me

I like when you don't know their name plays better in the Highlight Reel later on

The gate is better trained in the dog

And the Oscar for special effects goes to....

I would do 6 shots of that

Fat Albert got a qualude in his candy and woke up with a sore butthole.

Giggles' poster of BMH has white stains on it

They should have used KFC to lure them to the finish line

@Whunu why do you add the "L" to Fag?

Damn right!

Let's go I need to get my gold color back

When she tells you she served you Marie Callender she ain't lying

CM

He never chokes

It took a couple of hours to do, and I have to take my wife to stupid Disneyland tomorrow on my day off so she can see the Chrismas bullshit that starts tomorrow.

I'm old and just drank 6 Little Sumpin's

We could find a fountain and break our noses

The Casadores in my freezer is 40 proof, only one I buy and shooters are always ice cold with limes from my trees.

Now find a fountain to stand on and balance yourself

Chocolate is very similar to people the dark ones are bad

Still no match for an Italian woman's bush

That's his way of showing you he's tired of the peanut butter on the pp trick

Needs Oxy99 for that

I can't wait for Nigger News 9 to interview Trump