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JordanSimms’s Comments

Clogging tbe entire pool.

replied on Fat shaming · 7 years ago

Trannies. Ew.

on Take My Cum You Dirty Bitch · 7 years ago

That was almost me several times trying to drive in Ireland. Smashed the side mirror off the rental in the first mile.

Now we know how UUoody saved for retirement

THJ invents a new type of snowballing

Baloney VS roast beef and pastrami

replied on Your Mileage May Vary · 7 years ago

MF wishes he was the one giving birth in the post

replied on Smart Girl · 7 years ago
replied on La Senza · 7 years ago

Giggles

replied on Giggles trying to catch the one · 7 years ago

Shoe = sling back open-toe heel in ho red

It's really important to you, isn't it? Well, if you were paying attention I didn't copy paste. Hard to switch up text when you copy paste. Wow. You really just continue to demonstrate your lack if cognitive ability. Are you one of those pensioners we hear about or just an MZ useful idiot?

I manscape smoooooth.its what the women want.

She had to pay them to entertain that bachelor party

on Ya Mum's a party animal · 7 years ago

Good points. I went to the original post and found I transposed the step mother and father. Its actually their mother and step father. My bad. Otherwise, it doesn't appear that the are in a position to be interviewing the step father about why, right, or wrong. Either way, there was a reason they beat him bloody. Whatever the reason they seemed to feel they were justified and emotionally motivated. So, unless you are able to research to inform us of a different backstory you are welcome to enjoy the ultraviolence and shut your vagina the fuck up.

Mmmm. Bussshhhh

There's always black history month. He loves that.

replied on Tight Pussy Tuesday · 7 years ago

Only Mexican beaner trannies

replied on I'm Sick Of Your Shit Time To Die · 7 years ago

Shit post for Barrett

on Tiny Titty Tuesday · 7 years ago

Impregnate with extreme prejudice

on Drum Cover · 7 years ago

It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.

replied on Sloppy Kisses · 7 years ago

Maybe you guys should stop using the old AOL browser.

replied on Sloppy Kisses · 7 years ago

It's a body cam.

replied on Police Body Cam POV · 7 years ago

Aw. Did your rent-a-lady boy not use lube last time?

replied on Police Body Cam POV · 7 years ago

There's no pee in swimming pools, either

replied on Two Tuesday dogs · 7 years ago