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JordanSimms’s Comments

Have your boyfriend hold it next time

on 4am in the eggs household · 7 years ago

Attempted eggbortion

on 4am in the eggs household · 7 years ago

I bet you could get your face pasted during an oral sex scene if you try

replied on Having a bad day? · 7 years ago

Rectum? Nearly killed 'em!

No

replied on Prom Season · 7 years ago

You came, did t you?

replied on Go On Giggsy, Balls n All · 7 years ago

People pay good money to have that done to them

on Having a bad day? · 7 years ago

Damn I think I remember that post. Must be why I like it so much.

replied on I wanna iguana · 7 years ago

He's been working on that for a month

replied on That either felt horrible or felt great · 7 years ago

Worth a second look tho

replied on I wanna iguana · 7 years ago

This dude either consumed some pepto bismol or has blood in his stool. Those turds are blacker than Oprah.

on Shitting On Fries · 7 years ago

What not to wear

As soon as the north freed them they all came back.

replied on What's in YOUR wallet? · 7 years ago

Yea, a photo would have been better

replied on Hot Babes of History, part 22 of 23 · 7 years ago

Isn't 4:20 tea time?

replied on Digital Power · 7 years ago

James Randi likes the wordplay https://i.imgur.com/QoDmgHO.jpg

replied on Giggles Is Feeling Randy · 7 years ago

You should put it down.

replied on Sucko Mode · 7 years ago

Nevermind. Mine was the repost. ??

replied on A classic on any site really · 7 years ago

Hippocrites

replied on A classic on any site really · 7 years ago