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JordanSimms’s Comments

*Barret

on Hey Barrett! · 8 years ago

Hey MD you off your meds again?

on For the Bono · 8 years ago

Couldn't believe nobody died. Really disappointing.

Thanks for the kind thoughts, Barrett. However, black shemales are like when your're really in the mood to watch a Three Stooges marathom and they only show Shemps and Joe's but no Curly's.

on For JordanSims, Kind of · 8 years ago

I think he came.

on ZIT · 8 years ago

In case you don't have any pepto bismol. https://imgur.com/gkoDbWm.jpg

on $10 Boob Job · 8 years ago

Yea, JC and the boys were dudes.

replied on Anorexic Nip Whorebag · 8 years ago

Nummy.

replied on Gentleman's Hentai · 8 years ago

This post is overlooking that even though the wood was removed the bush remains.

replied on Gentleman's Hentai · 8 years ago

Nor a turtle

replied on In case of human attack, play dead. · 8 years ago

You're deaf.

replied on Never noticed him before · 8 years ago

Make sure you wipe them off after you come across them.

replied on Red Dead Redemption 2 · 8 years ago

Third tag should read PORN.

on Never noticed him before · 8 years ago

25. I beat off twice to one of them.

replied on Monday Quiz · 8 years ago

mmmm donuts.

on Zombie Gay · 8 years ago

Nope. Thought he looked like Bono in the eyes and mouth a bit, though.

replied on Dat Feminist Kool-Aid · 8 years ago

Gotta be Seattle

on Dat Feminist Kool-Aid · 8 years ago

Oster has nice tits.

on Oster Gets Laid · 8 years ago

How do you blindfold an Asian. Dental floss.

on Mmmonsterkill! · 8 years ago

Leave it to UUoody to class up the joint.

replied on Derping with Buses · 8 years ago