Recently restored from a 2019 backup. Some things do not work yet. Logging in and password recovery are not ready, and are coming soon.
LoginSign Up

JordanSimms’s Comments

Giggles taking it hard (up his ass).

on Spaghetti Board Metronome · 8 years ago

MD mayor of London? Funny, he doesn't look like a muslim.

replied on MD on a Banning Spree · 8 years ago

needed that

on When MD Banned mF · 8 years ago

Speaking of born without a brain. Thanks for the real world example.

replied on Mind Blown · 8 years ago

The absolute best are the sluts who have daddies who have a mother complex.

Just need a razor blade, towels and a GoPro.

replied on Yigit's Left Eye · 8 years ago

Everyone avoiding the obvious. Dr Pimple Popper stalking this one.

on Yigit's Left Eye · 8 years ago

You know, the butthole?

replied on when the tits are fake · 8 years ago

The third is tucked back.

replied on when the tits are fake · 8 years ago

Because Pepsi drankin' is too closely related with eating turds.

replied on Woman eats her own shit · 8 years ago

I know, even the chinks.

replied on A Loaf of Dread · 8 years ago

I'll help you with the pun: I find it HARD to piss with an ERECTION.

replied on When you gotta go, you gotta go · 8 years ago

I find it hard to piss with an erection.

Small volumes

replied on Yigit's Left Eye · 8 years ago

Bono and Mako weren't even sperm formed in their daddy's sack yet, I bet.

replied on Lost Gay Star Trek Episode · 8 years ago

^^ That was in 1986

replied on Lost Gay Star Trek Episode · 8 years ago

@Rooster65 First time I heard this I was working at an FM radio station and the music director played it during the morning show. We all about peed our pants. Good times.

replied on Lost Gay Star Trek Episode · 8 years ago

Definitely not a Christian egg.

on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago

Now that's some prose right there.

replied on Beautiful Deepthroat · 8 years ago
on Fight Club · 8 years ago

Vintage classic

replied on Lost Gay Star Trek Episode · 8 years ago

Cute

Either she's sporting a wet noodle or his butthole is puckered shut. Either way they're doing not such a great job of hiding it. I love it. Thanks Barret!

replied on For Jordan Simms · 8 years ago