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JordanSimms’s Comments

Nice tags.

on Smooth FM · 8 years ago

Fugly fall fail on tranny fanny.

on Smooth FM · 8 years ago

Definitely don't have to worry about scrubbing the sides.

replied on The Zombie Apocalypse · 8 years ago

Rimming World.

on Retarded Rimworld Review · 8 years ago

Newest member of the Choom Gang https://i.imgur.com/QjvRlFj.jpg

on Puff Puff Give, Negro! · 8 years ago

Nigger isn't a word that describes that cunt well enough.

You interested?

replied on Tiger Pounce · 8 years ago

I'd push it in her over and over. With exceptional enthusiasm.

replied on SAVE THE PHONE! · 8 years ago

Up vote for exceptional asian pussy.

on SAVE THE PHONE! · 8 years ago

Good kitty!

on Tiger Pounce · 8 years ago

She looks like she got her fake tits at the same dentist you Brits go to.

Slut.

replied on the swallows in capistrano · 8 years ago

Allow the screaming still managed to hold the phone steady.

on Woof · 8 years ago
replied on Surprise · 8 years ago
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replied on Surprise · 8 years ago

Boyfriend wishes he had two assholes. Settles with two nostrils.

*Developer

replied on Public Wank · 8 years ago

The judge from France only gave him a 6. Rigged.

replied on Going for a Dip · 8 years ago

*dick

replied on Dongchopter Pirate · 8 years ago

Would have been interesting to have weighed her before and after.

on What you all want · 8 years ago

Snickers and steamed spinach.

on What you all want · 8 years ago

I thought feminists taught them to take a shit on their rapist?

on CUNT Bite, or something · 8 years ago